Dragonshard announced at press junket! Press can't stop snickering!

Dragonshard is the newest game with an awful name. We have no idea how these things make it by marketing. Dragonshard is not a porn movie with dragons. No, it's the latest installment in the Dungeons & Dragons series of computer games. The official press release paints the setting best. "The 'Dragonshard' takes place at time when the world of Eberron is in chaos. Three forces are vying for control of a massive dragonshard, known as the Heart of Siberys. The ancient artifact has come to rest in a mystical part of Eberron known as Xen'drik, once home to ancient and powerful civilizations; it is now a place of mystery and monsters. Shielded by a circle of high mountains and blanketed by never-ending tempests and blizzards, this region has been shunned for millennia." Though press releases aren't really our thing, we must admit this one seems to have been written by a big fan of the D&D series.