It may not be the best pick up line, but being crowned the master ninja (as in the winner of the Ninja Gaiden: Master Ninja Tournament) has got to be good for something, right? Well, maybe not. Still, mad props goes out to Yasunori for besting the four other competitors atop a narrow catwalk, while pulsating lights flashed around him and a mass of onlookers gawked from below. Yes, they really were just playing a videogame… Oh, and by the way, how did they end up getting Yoko Ono to present the award?!
