Eidos has released its Sims clone, Singles: Flirt Up Your Life!, to retail. Previously only
available via download, Singles offers very repetitive, mechanical eroticism, if you can even call it that. Basically,
your goal is to get two roommates to hook up. Keep them happy (fed, clothed, itemized, etc.) and eventually get them to
grope each other in hopes of hitting the sack together. For a game that's been slapped with an 'Adults Only' rating,
it's a surprisingly timid adventure. All explicit encounters take place under the sheets, and Eidos decided to go with
the fig leave look (down there)—if you want, you can go all natural by modifying a config file. As with Magna
Cum Laude, if you're looking for pornography, just use the Internet. But if you're really eager to see a couple of
roommates hook up, just sit back and watch the Real World.
Tried the Singles scene lately?
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