But Tao Hongkai has come to save the day. Yes, Tao and 300 other trained professionals have opened up a local government-backed counseling service for Internet-addicted young people in Wuhan. Rumor of Tao's healing power spread after he miraculously cured a hopelessly addicted high school student within the span of nine-hours. To help aid in the war against "netizens", the government has drafted a new law that prohibits Internet cafes from providing service to minors under penalty of death, no, joking, just a really steep fine. And it looks like we'll see "Internet Free School Zone" signs popping up around the country as well, since no cafes are allowed within 200 meters of any school. See, the problem is, as reported by the dean of the International Communications College, children lack the social knowledge, experience, and restraint to overcome the negative effects of mass media…
