
Talk about terrifyingly erotic! Wow. If karaoke ain't your bag, Konami's got the old T&A wrestling game up its sleeve. How 'bout it? Not sure? Okay, we'll give you the game's synopsis and then let you decide: Deranged, half-naked scientist lures the world's greatest female grapplers into an international tournament, while secretly taking their DNA samples in order to produce a deadly, cyborg super-soldier, seriously. Did we mention that each wrestler is made up of more than 10,000 polygons? Yes people, we're talking birth marks and cellulite deposits! Where would the industry be without you, Rumble Roses?

