It's not an easy job to pen a script for a video game that debuted back in 1992, yes, 1992! To be fair, let's assume that the movie is based on the PlayStation version, so really, we're talkin' 1997… But throw in Uwe Boll as director—you may remember him from such classics as House of the Dead & Sanctimony—and you've got your work cut our for you…
Look, we don't want to spoil it, so just read this rant posted by the screenwriter—it's off the hook! (A hoax, maybe?)
Here's a teaser:
"For my part I would just like to apologize to the video gamers of the world for indirectly helping this man unleash
another cinematic atomic bomb on audiences. In my defense I can claim at the time I started, I didn't quite know who
Uwe Boll really was…"
[Thanks, Matt!]
