Not to take a shot at Disney or anything, but… well, I guess there's really no good way to end this sentence. Disney
blows. I preferred them better before they turned to releasing nothing but half-assed straight-to-video sequels to
beloved franchises. Damn you, Aladdin II! Oh, and don't even get me started on The Lion King
3.14159.
Ranting aside, Disney has announced their intentions to begin releasing films on the PSP's Universal Media Disc
format. So, for the low, low price of just $20.00, you can watch low-quality renderings of worthless movies on a
3-inch-wide screen. Which still doesn't doesn't change the fact that the movie is an insult to all humanity.
Presumably, the first titles Disney will be porting to the format will include the upcoming Aladdin XIV: More
Genies 'n… Stuff, as well as Beauty & the Beast 2: Curse of the Shitty Sequel.
P.S. Disney, you stay the hell away from Snow White, you hear? I kill you!
