Okay, we get it, it's April Fool's. But does that mean take the day off? I mean c'mon, one story is
funny, but every story? (Just check out GameSpot!)
Needless to say, we've been having one heck of a time finding anything real to post. Trust me, I was so
desperate I nearly fell for the Unreal III announcement. Anyway, knowing how
some of the Joystiq faithful can get, we were too afraid to go along with the April Fool's gimmick, and decided
instead, we would just, well… i guess… take the day off… Oh boy, now you all are gonna accuse us of being
hypocrites!

