Dead to Rights 2 gets Netjakked

Dead to Rights IINetjak are rapidly becoming a favourite site due to their brutally honest reviews, and here they are again. This time, the lucky recipient is Dead to Rights 2.

The review will be enjoyed by those who are tired of the same shovelware coming down the pipeline constantly. The software companies take a turd, put it in some shiny packaging, and charge $50 for it. While there is a thriving industry built around bad "B" movies, the fact is that (unlike Plan 9 From Outer Space, which is highly watchable despite being awful) if a game is bad, it's virtually impossible for it to be so bad it's good. Games just don't work that way.

The sad thing is, dear old Ed Wood genuinely believed he was making art when he made the aforementioned "classic". The software industry know damn well they're churning out crap, and they continue to do it.

Joystiq Features





Featured Galleries

Dragon Age: Origins

Dragon Age: Origins "Return to Ostagar" DLC

Blood Bowl (360, PSP, PC)

Blood Bowl (360, PSP, PC)

Arkedo Series 003: Pixel!

Arkedo Series 003: Pixel!

Quake Live (Christmas 2009)

Quake Live (Christmas 2009)

Final Fantasy XIV (12.24.09)

Final Fantasy XIV (12.24.09)

Stop Stress: A Day of Fury (WiiWare)

Stop Stress: A Day of Fury (WiiWare)

A Christmas Santa (iPhone)

A Christmas Santa (iPhone)

Xbox Live Music Games stores

Xbox Live Music Games stores

Trauma Team (12/22)

Trauma Team (12/22)

 


Team Joystiq

 
Chris Grant
Editor-in-Chief, Email
James Ransom-Wiley
Managing Editor, Email
Ludwig Kietzmann
Senior Editor, Email
Andrew Yoon
East Coast Editor, Email
Randy Nelson
West Coast Editor, Email
Justin McElroy
Reviews Editor, Email
Justin Glow
Developer, Email

Joystiq Podcast

New episodes every Friday! Now playing: Joystiq Podcast 121, for Friday, Dec., 18.



Archive | RSS | iTunes