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Dead to Rights 2 gets Netjakked

Dead to Rights IINetjak are rapidly becoming a favourite site due to their brutally honest reviews, and here they are again. This time, the lucky recipient is Dead to Rights 2.

The review will be enjoyed by those who are tired of the same shovelware coming down the pipeline constantly. The software companies take a turd, put it in some shiny packaging, and charge $50 for it. While there is a thriving industry built around bad "B" movies, the fact is that (unlike Plan 9 From Outer Space, which is highly watchable despite being awful) if a game is bad, it's virtually impossible for it to be so bad it's good. Games just don't work that way.

The sad thing is, dear old Ed Wood genuinely believed he was making art when he made the aforementioned "classic". The software industry know damn well they're churning out crap, and they continue to do it.

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