Don't monkey with Metal Gear

There are characters from Ape Escape in Metal Gear Solid 3. That in itself is enough to bring on a strange dizziness and sweating sensation. As crossovers go, it's not exactly an obvious pairing. In fact, if you locked an infinite number of… Well, you can probably guess the rest.

Now, the circle of dementia is complete. In the new Ape Escape title, there will be mini-games. One will be, essentially, an ape based version of Metal Gear Solid. The bad guys demand ten billion bananas. No word on if dear old Solid Ape, sorry, Snake will appear.

Monkey Gear Solid: Apes of Liberty… Now THERE is a missed opportunity.