776 NES cartridges. 1 online auction. 10,000 nerds selling their organs for cash.

You say you want to start an NES collection, but you don't know where to look? My friend, your search is over! A woman on eBay is selling "a collection of games and ass. that took 15+ years to collect." Sure, the games are nice and all, but the ass is the icing on the cake (in retrospect, ew). All kidding aside, my belief is that anyone who's collected that many cartridges deserves some kind of national recognition. My grandfather has five in his basement (he does not qualify). Put simply, this woman has as many NES titles as there are people in Wyoming*. According to her, it's just ten cartridges short of completion. Anyone out there with a master NES list wanna cough up some numbers?

In any case, if you're looking to score some quick respect amongst gaming circles, by all means head on over and bid. Think of what you can do with 776 game carts! Use them as siding! Glue them to your car! ...Play them! Hurry, the auction ends at 6:30 p.m. EST. But bring your checkbook. As of this writing, the bid is up to $6,200 (or just 776 easy payments of $7.98!). If you're still having trouble justifying that left kidney, look at what else you'll get: 3 NES systems, 17 controllers, 190 game boxes, 2 miracle pianos, 2 partial R.O.B.s, 2 power pads, 745 game cases, 425 instruction booklets, and 7 extra factory sealed games. Don't wait! Order now!!!

*Quite clearly this is hyperbole. Wyoming does not have nearly that many people.

[thanks, Shizzle]