Saints preserve us. A few years ago, it was comic book properties galore being optioned. Now
it's
video games.
The latest game to be turned into a bloody awful movie is Max Payne, which, let's face it, already had a pretty big
handle on horrendous dialog. Fox (purveyors of such quality entertainment as… erm… I'm sure something will come to me
in a minute) are behind this. So hopefully that means Uwe Boll is out of the equation.
The article asks who should play Max Payne. That's easy! Carrot Top.
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