Netjak has posted a satirical round-up of the current state of next-gen console rumors. Did you
know, for instance, that "the Cell processor is actually capable of wireless distributional computing, turning other
Sony products into slave drives by keeping them within Bluetooth range"? That's pretty sweet right there.
The piece does manage to make a great point about the fact that people just love running older games on their portable devices. The first company that really builds a portable device that facilitates this will rake it in. Of course the challenge to producing a viable product that can play older console games is all of the legal rights wrangling that would have to take place to make it happen. In other words, dream on.
[Thanks, White Rose Duelist]
