Someone alert Hillary staffers and get Jack Thompson on this, stat! It seems that ingenious
hackers have managed to unlock secret doggy desires with the Hot Biscuit Mod for Nintendogs. How this game
escaped getting an AO rating is beyond us, but we do know that the fallout from such scandalous material is sure to be
nothing short of great for Nintendogs sales.
"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?"
"Well son, one is sick and the other one is pushing her to the hospital."
