Alice is upset because she feels like boys get every cool gaming product. This green Legend of Zelda t-shirt is only available in Large and XL, which we feel is a poor decision on the manufacturer's part—not to suggest that all females wear Medium and under, or for that matter, that all guys prefer Large and XL. In any case, I'd love to see my girlfriend rocking a snuggly-fit version of this Zelda tee. Of course, as Alice notes, there are those Dead or Alive bikinis—man, I'd surrender a month's salary to get Joystiq's own Vlad Cole in one of those. Anyone wanna match that?
