Rockstar pisses off Jack Thompson…again
by Ross Miller 
{ Sep 14th 2005 at 4:15PM }
A new Grand Theft Auto, a new format to upset anti-game advocate Jack
Thompson. However, this time, instead of waiting for the controversy, Rockstar decided to simply jumpstart it
themselves with a rather entertaining yet obscene nod to their favorite Miami Lawyer. Go to the GTA Liberty City
website and click on one of the overhead
e-mails – specifically, click on the one from the lawyer "JT" about "Citizens United Negating Technology (For Life And
People's Safety)" (we will let the Joystiq reader figure that one out). Here is a snippet of the fictional letter:
The internet is unambiguous evil. The only things worse than the internet are computer games and liberals.
You get the idea. To the left of the e-mail (highlight the typewriter) is a link to JT's
website (very funny, but please do not go unless you are
over 18 or so). GamePolitics.com has received a letter from Jack Thompson
citing the website's "obscene assault" on his character, which he claims, "Bisexual pedophile Jack Thompson is the
combined message." Somehow I think he is better off letting this one go, and having a good laugh.
[via Evil Avatar]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
suhail @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
LMOA!!!
"Welcome to our website. Please turn the internet off"
KC @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
they have an age verification to get in the site, that is very responsible.
OTAM @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I think Jack Thompson needs to realize the concept of entertainment and real life himself,nevermind the people he's after.
I mean,I see more tits on basic cable on a Sunday afternoon than I do in videogames.It's all a form of entertainment,same as movies,same as tv,same as music,all which have a strict rating system so it all boils down to the parents fault.
shawn @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Now I really want the "I Hate Jack Thompson" T-Shirt. I mean, I don't even like GTA, and I still think he's a doofus.
nod @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
If people ignored Jack Thompson, he'd eventually go away and find another windmill to run down, but alas, people, rockstar and joystiq included, respond to him, and he keeps tilting that lance...
pointfour @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
“Citizens United Negating Technology (For Life And People’s Safety)”
Whatever you think about GTA , you can't deny they're funny.
Unless your're Jack Thompson, I guess.
Spartacus @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
LOL! I actually don't like GTA myself, in fact I disagree with the game on several levels. However I totally disagree with Jack's shennanigans and hold little respect for the guy. Censorship of any kind is dangerous, plain and simple. Rockstar just gained a little respect from me with this stunt, though a little off-color...
Yaume @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
“Citizens United Negating Technology (For Life And People’s Safety)”
Did anyone notice.... C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S??? :D
JamesP @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
He, he he... cuntflaps... Wonderful site. A especially like the one about the penis and vagina.
retro @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
XD Rockstar is awesome.
paralipsis @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
The real shame is that folks like Jack Thompson actually stifle intelligent debate on video game violence. I honestly think more games deserve an 18+ rating, and there needs to be a culture akin to the movie industry where these things are at least somewhat enforced.
Of the two places I have lived, one has got it totally wrong, and the other is approaching something reasonable. The Australian video game law is quite simply insane, and very much Jack Thompson's dream. Europe on the other hand rates quite a few games 18+, but there is a somewhat limited culture of enforcement.
Rockstar is right to poke fun at Jack Thompson. The man is an idiot. But at the same time they have to face the fact that they are producing adult oriented content, and it should be dealt with accordingly.
boxmyth @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I wonder how long it'll take before "Tack Jhomson" shows up in GTA as a side mission. You're assigned to keep "evil" prostitutes fifty feet away from him using any means necessary, lest he be tempted to indulge and commit a sin or five.
mark @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
"“Before, when I would buy drugs, I would have no idea what to do with them, so they used to sit, untaken on my side board. After years of buying drugs, but being unable to take them due to ignorance, I had pounds of crack, heroin and reefer stashed in my house. Then, thanks to the internet, I learned how to take them, using a vacuum cleaner, a car battery and a small dog. I am literally out of my mind all of the time and my life has turned to sh*t. Thanks a lot, internet! I say, ‘turn it off!’ ”
- Jeremy Fagin, Los Santos, San Andreas"
Joel @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I think it is pretty pathetic.
Not the fact that this ass-clown thinks he can threaten someone for a 1st Amendment-protected political parody, mind you. No, I'm offended that JT thinks Liberty City is Miami, Florida:
"When you click on the fake e-mail, banner headlined at the tope of the home page, from "JT," the Miami, Florida (Liberty City) anti-violent video game crusader, you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls. Additionally, there is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room. Bisexual pedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message." --Jack Thompson's email.
Hey Jack, since you are such an "expert," I thought you'd figure out that VICE CITY is a take on Miami, and Liberty City is NYC. Get it Jack? LIBERTY City--Statue of Liberty? It's not that tough, dude.
Oh, that's right Jack... I forgot. You don't know anything about liberty, do you?
BlackYoshi @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
For a lawyer, Jack Thompson sure doesn't seem to know a lot about the first amendment...
OTAM @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
For a person, Jack Thompson sure doesn't seem to know a lot about logic...
Pete @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
#3
"Now I really want the "I Hate Jack Thompson" T-Shirt. I mean, I don't even like GTA, and I still think he's a doofus."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa, there is an "I Hate Jack Thompson" T-Shirt?
(Family Guy Reference)
Jamaicabwoydre @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
We actually have a place called Liberty City here in Miami, but it's the ghetto so Jack Thompson wouldn't want to live there. Hey maybe he's offended and pissed that the Rockstar people put him as living in a place like "Liberty City"??
Kevin Parrott @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
So, I guess everyone's forgetten about Hillary Clinton. As far as I know, she's pretty liberal, yet also one of the founding Citizens United Negating Technology (For Life And People’s Safety). She's also in a position of political power, and not just some babbling talking head soundbite lawyer idiot. She can actually effect the future of video games through real world legislation. Thompson's a moron, a goof, a talk show novelty. But while he's making amusing noises, and you're using those noises as the slogans on your latest hilarious Cafepress T-shirt, people like Clinton and Lieberman are actively working behind the scenes to determine what's "acceptable" entertainment for the common citizen. For your own good, of course. Oh, and the children. It's all about the children, really. Takes a village, all that.
You guys keep punching that straw man, though.
ErbilT @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
#19
Nobody has forgotten about Hillary, but you seem to not understand that Citizens United Negating Technology (For Life And People’s Safety)is a hoax site put up by Rockstar.So how can she be one of the founding menbers of a fake origination?
It made me laugh, but whatever..
But if we have to pick hairs here, she wants the ratings system enforced by law, which beats the shit out of Jack Thompson's stance of banning all video games outright.
I don't agree with her either, but not all "liberals" agree with Hillary Clinton.
Kevin Parrott @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Um, I know it was a joke, and that there is no such organization, ErbilT. I understand that perfectly. Try not to take what you read so literally. It makes you look as stupid as you assumed I was.
And Jack Thompson doesn't have the power to do anything except make noise. Clinton is a U.S. Senator. Big difference.
BloodScribe @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
“Growing up in a strict religious house hold, I did not know what a penis or a vagina was. Then I got hooked on the internet. Now, I am ashamed to admit I have both.”
- Name withheld
rofl, absolutley hilarious. :D
Carbon43 @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Hey I just wanted to say that people who want to take away liberty for safety deserve neither liberty or safety " " . As an aside I really like joystiq, and while I am not interested in GTA I like protecting our first amendment rights as much as the next guy. The fact is, in some areas I am conservative. In others I am liberal. I wish that the editors would reduce the political injections as many conservatives think that Jack Thompson is a CUNTFLAP too. We as gamers, (and first amendment supporters) need to stick together, and not argue over liberal verse conservative, but rather pro-gaming or antigaming. There are pro-gaming conservatives and antigaming conservatives (Jack Thompson, Ashcroft(clothing a marble statue?!? cmon)). There are also progaming liberals and antigaming liberals (Hillary Clinton, That Lee senator in Cali). Noone will ever take us as gamers seriously if we dont present a united front (both on the industry and the consumer end). If however we work together regardless of political affiliations in support of gaming freedoms and the first ammendment, we will present a force as politicians will be loathe to cross.
Thanks,
DJCarbon43
Carbon43 @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I apologize. I didnt make it clear that I was refering to prior posts not this one, as there was no political slant in this post. Again, I apologize. btw, Kevin, is that your real last name?? if so plz email me at parrott43@gmail.com
Sloopydrew @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Rockstar f*?@ing rocks! I ordered San Andreas from them right before Clinton and the gang got it pulled from the shelves and when they sold out they sent me, free of charge, a really nifty Rockstar poster and about 100 different color Rockstar stickers and bumper stickers. I just got the package yesterday, and now I read this. Keep it up Rockstar, stick it to the man (and whatever the hell Hillary is)!
Sloopydrew @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Okay, dammit, that was worth the price of a PSP. I'm gonna get me one of them little handhelds and I'll hug it and kiss it and call him Jack! *Drool*
jakk, blackrock @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
*sigh*
ChillyWilly @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Rock on, Rockstar. I'll have to delve more into the web site once I get home, but so far, it's priceless. JT is a nutcase (he's nothing but a dolt with too much time on his hands and not enough reality smarts in his head). Rockstar has fired back... now it's Howard Stern's turn to parody this wack job with the pending FCC investigation from complaints that were filed on behalf of JT.
I'll buy GTA:LC once it comes out. Waiting to see if the will be a "hot coffee" like mod that has you pitted against JT.
Todd @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Hmmm well i wonder if Jack will post on here like He did in bully..well it is about time that rockstar took it back to him for all his pathetic ignorant comments he makes...Oh for the "I hate jack thompson" t shirts im actully Looking into getting them Made...well at least one for me...its SImple just buy a white or a black plain shirt and find a t shirt place and they should be able to do it...hopefully this will get him in Here...Come on Jack Debate us on here Come ON Jack Celebrate the Real First amendment...Debate Jack Debate!
jack thompson @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Liberty City, just for you morons here, is a section of Miami. It's not New York City. Duh. And you think I'm an idiot? Jack Thompson
Todd @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Yes Jack You are the Idiot Thank You For rEmindInG Us...So jacky you mentioned you wont post on gamepolitics.com anymore hope i never see you on there again..oh yea Jack where is Liberty City In FLorida....Please Elaborate..(that means explain it)
Todd @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Oh Jacky One More Thing Before i go to bed...(gotta get sleep so i can help my fiance work on a site) here is a link i found rather intresting...Now let me post your quote first
"Posted Sep 28, 2005, 10:11 AM ET by jack thompson
Liberty City, just for you morons here, is a section of Miami. It's not New York City. Duh. And you think I'm an idiot? Jack Thompson"
http://www.ci.liberty.mo.us/
THat says Liberty City is in Kansas and yet i have another one
http://www.libertycity.org/
http://www.aaregistry.com/african_american_history/895/Riot_erupts_in_Liberty_City
Is this the liberty city you mention Jack...?????
Mr. Falcon @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Hey Jack! While you're locating fictional places, maybe you could show us where the state of San Andreas is.
(That should keep him busy for a while...)
Mr. Falcon @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Hey Jack! While you're locating fictional places, maybe you could show us where the state of San Andreas is.
(That should keep him busy for a while...)
Piotr @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I have to say this. I am a lawyer. I spend some of my time gaming with doctors and other lawyers. No joke. A group of about 8 or 10 of us get together on a regular basis. We are highly educated and yet we play video games. I say this in direct response to Mr. Thompson calling all gamers morons. We are not. I am not. My other attorney friends who game are not. Nor are the phsyicians and surgeons that I game with on a regular basis.
Jack, you are a troubled man and you give lawyers a bad name. You're a media whore. You are neither interested in the issues you peddle nor are you interested in an actual debate on the issues. You resort to name-calling, which as any seasoned debater knows, is the absolute weakest form of argument. It is a tactic used by incompetent attorneys everywhere. You can't think of something intelligent to say, so you attack your opponent personally. It's infantile, amateurish, and disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourself, sir.
I would like to propose a challenge to the oh-so-esteemed Mr. Thompson -- I would like to see you post an intelligent, thought provoking, well-researched, factual argument (with appropriate citation to reliable authority) to justify your positions on video games as espoused on your website. To make it even more challenging -- do it without name calling, insults, or resort to any of the other infantile, intellectual excrement that you have, until now, used as your platform for debate.
What do you say, Mr. Thompson? Can you prove to the world that you have the intellectual muscle to engage in a real discussion or do you want to just call me stupid?
Piotr @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
I have to say this. I am a lawyer. I spend some of my time gaming with doctors and other lawyers. No joke. A group of about 8 or 10 of us get together on a regular basis. We are highly educated and yet we play video games. I say this in direct response to Mr. Thompson calling all gamers morons. We are not. I am not. My other attorney friends who game are not. Nor are the phsyicians and surgeons that I game with on a regular basis.
Jack, you are a troubled man and you give lawyers a bad name. You're a media whore. You are neither interested in the issues you peddle nor are you interested in an actual debate on the issues. You resort to name-calling, which as any seasoned debater knows, is the absolute weakest form of argument. It is a tactic used by incompetent attorneys everywhere. You can't think of something intelligent to say, so you attack your opponent personally. It's infantile, amateurish, and disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourself, sir.
I would like to propose a challenge to the oh-so-esteemed Mr. Thompson -- I would like to see you post an intelligent, thought provoking, well-researched, factual argument (with appropriate citation to reliable authority) to justify your positions on video games as espoused on your website. To make it even more challenging -- do it without name calling, insults, or resort to any of the other infantile, intellectual excrement that you have, until now, used as your platform for debate.
What do you say, Mr. Thompson? Can you prove to the world that you have the intellectual muscle to engage in a real discussion or do you want to just call me stupid?
todd @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
DaMn Man that is asking for a lot right there jack wont do that..he feels justified in the insults cause jesus insulted people
Player @ Dec 18th 2005 10:08PM
Feel like giving Jack a piece of your mind?
Go bug the nose-bugger-digger.
Voila:
Jack Thompson
1172 S. Dixie Hwy., Suite 111
Coral Gables, FL 33146
US
Phone: 1-305-6664366
Email: greytop@comcast.net
- Courtesy of Ori Klein
Ex-AKA Gravitron