Admit it, you've been collecting arbitrary items in groups of three for the last decade or so, hoping beyond hope
that one fateful day a man would come along and deem you worthy of wielding The Blade of Evil's Bane. My friend, that
time has come, and, as it turns out, that man has a very tenuous grasp on the English language. But he isn't asking for
medallions, jewels, or giant pearls—he just wants your cash. Hey,
even heroes gotta eat. Okay, so it may not be able to dispel
the power of the Triforce, but it sure would look awesome protruding vertically from your coffee table.
The auction ends today at noon PDT, so you best hurry up and get your bid on. That moon ain't gonna wait around
forever, you know.
