"Timely mustache trimming allows Mario to see banana skin, saving Princess Peach the
inconvenience of using her eyes whilst walking"
And yes, you can buy these outfits…
[Thanks, Trixie]
Caption contest: $59 Mario outfit, mustache not included
by Conrad Quilty-Harper 
on Sep 29th 2005 3:00PM
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Reader Comments (57)
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Umpteen castles, giant spikey turtles, and all those mushrooms, you better believe I'm getting a kiss!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
girl to guy:
Is that a revolution controller in your pants, or are you just happy to save me?
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Is that a revolution controller in your pants, or are you just happy to save me?
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
C'mon we got time for a quickie while Luigi isn't around. Lakitu can tape it.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
C'mon we got time for a quickie while Luigi isn't around. Lakitu can tape it.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Thank you Mario, but your dignity is in another Castle!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Peach: "wow... have you lost weight and gotten taller Mario????"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
For every hot princess, there is an Italian plumber sick of putting up with her shit.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"C'mon Peach, let's do this!"
"My name is Daisy!"
"Fuck."
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"My name is Daisy!"
"Fuck."
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Honey, do you really thing this will get the kids to stop wasting their life on video games?" "If seeing me in a Mario outfit doesn't disturb this kids, nothing will.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Hey Mario...., I didn't bake you a cake this time but I'm sure bringing on the desert!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Buying every Mario game: $500
Buying A Mario Costume: $59
Getting With Princess Peach: Priceless
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Buying A Mario Costume: $59
Getting With Princess Peach: Priceless
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Swing your arms from side to side, lets do the Mario! All together now.."
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
lol, Justin. I was trying to think of something like that. Something about Pauline or Daisy...
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Super Mario World X: Plumbing the Peach
(sorry... it just looks too much like a porno cover... and now that I visited the related site I realize how close to the truth I was...)
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(sorry... it just looks too much like a porno cover... and now that I visited the related site I realize how close to the truth I was...)
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Mario: "Who wants a mustache ride?"
Peach: "I do, I do!"
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Peach: "I do, I do!"
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Here, eat these 'magic mushrooms' You'll see green dinosaurs with long tongues, magic mushroom men jumping around, flying turtles and don't forget abuot my evil twin, Wario.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Hey Princess if you eat my mushroom you will get special powers.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
I look at that picture and all I can hear in my brain are all those Mario game sound effects...BOING!!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Best $200 bucks he ever spent. Too bad he only gets a photo with her.
Fuzz that was hilarious!
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Fuzz that was hilarious!
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Princess won't be so happy once she gets captured and Mario gets fat.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Eat this special mushroom and watch 'little mario' get big. Feed it your special flower watch it 'spit' fire...
Man, I am trying to come up with so many...
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Man, I am trying to come up with so many...
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Hey Peach, this mustache isn't gonna 1up itself!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Japanese people are weird, notice how mario looks like he's middle aged and Peach looks like a young adult.
( An attractive one at that.. )
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( An attractive one at that.. )
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Mario 'I'm here to fix your plumbing' *dirty wink*
Princess Peach: *giggles*
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Princess Peach: *giggles*
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Peach: Compared to Donkey Kong, what you got aint that super Mario.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
:slideshow from Nintendo's sexual harassment seminar:
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Riding Yoshi was one hell of a experience but man this is a whole new ball game"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Peach: "Mario, you don't look anything like Ron Jeremy in real life."
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Hey Princess, how about a round of golf and back to my place for a Mario Party?"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"I knew the power glove would come in handy one day!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Those Princess Peach types always go for a guy in a Mario costume.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Sorry Mario but the condom is in the other castle!!!!!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Woman: "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" ::reveals adam's apple::
Man: ::swallows poison mushroom::
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Quote from Andrew:
"Japanese people are weird, notice how mario looks like he's middle aged and Peach looks like a young adult."
That picture isn't even from a Japanese site! Also, you have a very distorted view of age if a mustache adds 30 years.
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Man: ::swallows poison mushroom::
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Quote from Andrew:
"Japanese people are weird, notice how mario looks like he's middle aged and Peach looks like a young adult."
That picture isn't even from a Japanese site! Also, you have a very distorted view of age if a mustache adds 30 years.
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"Oh, God, Luigi!? Why are you dressed up as Mario? And why do I have this hangover?"
"Who wants a moustache ride?"
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"Who wants a moustache ride?"
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"If your girlfriend agrees to wearing this, then you better marry her."
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Don't worry... I'll keep the video in a safe.. nobody will find it there...
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Super Mario Bangers: The Movie. Starring Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Dammit, I knew I should've read the list before submitting. #28 got to it first.
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