Caption contest: $59 Mario outfit, mustache not included

by Conrad Quilty-Harper { Sep 29th 2005 at 3:00PM }

peach and mario outfits

"Timely mustache trimming allows Mario to see banana skin, saving Princess Peach the inconvenience of using her eyes whilst walking"

And yes, you can buy these outfits…

[Thanks, Trixie]

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

Matthew @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Umpteen castles, giant spikey turtles, and all those mushrooms, you better believe I'm getting a kiss!

jc @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

girl to guy:
Is that a revolution controller in your pants, or are you just happy to save me?

jimmy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

C'mon we got time for a quickie while Luigi isn't around. Lakitu can tape it.

jimmy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

C'mon we got time for a quickie while Luigi isn't around. Lakitu can tape it.

Fuzz @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Thank you Mario, but your dignity is in another Castle!

Kendal @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Peach: "wow... have you lost weight and gotten taller Mario????"

Phil @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

For every hot princess, there is an Italian plumber sick of putting up with her shit.

yay @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Wow, they look like they belong in a porno.

Justin McElroy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"C'mon Peach, let's do this!"

"My name is Daisy!"

"Fuck."

JT Mill @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Honey, do you really thing this will get the kids to stop wasting their life on video games?" "If seeing me in a Mario outfit doesn't disturb this kids, nothing will.

Justin Celani @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Hey Mario...., I didn't bake you a cake this time but I'm sure bringing on the desert!"

Mark Korsak @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Buying every Mario game: $500
Buying A Mario Costume: $59
Getting With Princess Peach: Priceless

mat @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Swing your arms from side to side, lets do the Mario! All together now.."

Dennis - Help me fight for me son @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Wanna see my 'Warp Pipe'?

mat @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

lol, Justin. I was trying to think of something like that. Something about Pauline or Daisy...

recklessgemini @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

definitely belongs in a porno

Dan @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Super Mario World X: Plumbing the Peach

(sorry... it just looks too much like a porno cover... and now that I visited the related site I realize how close to the truth I was...)

Phil @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Mario: "Who wants a mustache ride?"
Peach: "I do, I do!"

Dennis - Help me fight for me son @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Here, eat these 'magic mushrooms' You'll see green dinosaurs with long tongues, magic mushroom men jumping around, flying turtles and don't forget abuot my evil twin, Wario.

spoo @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Hey Princess if you eat my mushroom you will get special powers.

pspimp @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

I look at that picture and all I can hear in my brain are all those Mario game sound effects...BOING!!

PickyPants @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Best $200 bucks he ever spent. Too bad he only gets a photo with her.

Fuzz that was hilarious!

LC_ @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Princess won't be so happy once she gets captured and Mario gets fat.

Dennis - Help me fight for me son @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Eat this special mushroom and watch 'little mario' get big. Feed it your special flower watch it 'spit' fire...

Man, I am trying to come up with so many...

spinteews @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Starring Brian Banks in SUPER MARIO BANGERS

Lothar of the Hill People @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Hey Peach, this mustache isn't gonna 1up itself!

Andrew @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Japanese people are weird, notice how mario looks like he's middle aged and Peach looks like a young adult.

( An attractive one at that.. )

jonathan @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

world 8-5

prom

Ruari @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Mario 'I'm here to fix your plumbing' *dirty wink*

Princess Peach: *giggles*

Christo4 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Peach: Compared to Donkey Kong, what you got aint that super Mario.

Redbeard @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Hands off you greasy WOP!"

kgun @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

:slideshow from Nintendo's sexual harassment seminar:

Justin Celani @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Riding Yoshi was one hell of a experience but man this is a whole new ball game"

jeff @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Your warp whistle is digging into my hip...

Scott @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Peach: "Mario, you don't look anything like Ron Jeremy in real life."

L0uSE @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Hey Princess, how about a round of golf and back to my place for a Mario Party?"

Justin Celani @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"I knew the power glove would come in handy one day!"

Chris Clark @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

I got a magic mushroom for ya!

Nicholas @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Those Princess Peach types always go for a guy in a Mario costume.

Jason Eubanks @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

"Sorry Mario but the condom is in the other castle!!!!!"

1337Thespian @ Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM

Woman: "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" ::reveals adam's apple::

Man: ::swallows poison mushroom::

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Quote from Andrew:

"Japanese people are weird, notice how mario looks like he's middle aged and Peach looks like a young adult."

That picture isn't even from a Japanese site! Also, you have a very distorted view of age if a mustache adds 30 years.