"Timely mustache trimming allows Mario to see banana skin, saving Princess Peach the
inconvenience of using her eyes whilst walking"
And yes, you can buy these outfits…
[Thanks, Trixie]
Caption contest: $59 Mario outfit, mustache not included
by Conrad Quilty-Harper 
on Sep 29th 2005 3:00PM
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Reader Comments (57)
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Mario: Sure this outfit looks stupid but it got her to wear that, right?
Princess Paris: That's hot.
Princess Paris: That's hot.
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Mario: Ready to earn those 1UPs?
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
--Ron Jeremy's career as an actor/costume model was slow at first, but took off shortly after this photoshoot concluded....
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"This Summer... Prepare for the Action-Thrill-Ride-eganza of... This Summer!
The Mushroom Kingdom is Once Again Under Attack! This Ain't No Game... again.
Chris Vaughn...
...Jenna Jamisson...
...Jon Bon Jovi as Wart...
...and re-introducing John Leguizamo as Luigi (since his career's dead anyhow)...
...SUPER MARIO BROS. 2: MAGICAL 'SHROOMS AND PLUMBERS' CRACK!
Directed by Michael Bay. Coming Soon."
The Mushroom Kingdom is Once Again Under Attack! This Ain't No Game... again.
Chris Vaughn...
...Jenna Jamisson...
...Jon Bon Jovi as Wart...
...and re-introducing John Leguizamo as Luigi (since his career's dead anyhow)...
...SUPER MARIO BROS. 2: MAGICAL 'SHROOMS AND PLUMBERS' CRACK!
Directed by Michael Bay. Coming Soon."
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Do do do do dooo, NO BONUS!
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
Jessica Simpson's career has reached an all new low!
Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:42PM (Unverified) said
"What?! You thought I was doing this because I'm a good guy?"
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