They're lovable. They fetch you presents.
They obey your commands AND work hard to earn you money! They're…not real women! Well, we knew that, but I think they
could be on to something with this Chinese web site's spoof of some new dog game for the DS. If this idea ever gets the
greenlight, the big N might have to rethink their "touch me" tagline. Are you listening, Rockstar?
Responsible editor's note: the linked web site is rated "M" for "mature" (i.e. there is no nudity).
[Thanks, Zell]
