Nintengirls need love too

by Alan Rose { Oct 21st 2005 at 9:00PM }

Nintengirls spoof They're lovable. They fetch you presents. They obey your commands AND work hard to earn you money! They're…not real women! Well, we knew that, but I think they could be on to something with this Chinese web site's spoof of some new dog game for the DS. If this idea ever gets the greenlight, the big N might have to rethink their "touch me" tagline. Are you listening, Rockstar?

Responsible editor's note: the linked web site is rated "M" for "mature" (i.e. there is no nudity).

[Thanks, Zell]

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Not Impressed (Dmitri) @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

I wonder if I can make a trick and call it... "Blow"

vc @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Keep it clean, folks! This is a family site!

Nintendo Gal @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Wow I'm so glad those aren't real (not that I didn't think they were real in the first place). I don't mind sexual orientated games, but I can't stand cheesy knock-offs.

Nintendo Gal @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

*Not that I thought they were real was what I meant to say. Thank goodness it's Friday. :)

magic_user2005 @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Yes, let's not stoop to the obvious. ;)

darko82 @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

First Marvel vs. Capcom, now Sims vs. Nintengirls! :)

Not Impressed (Dmitri) @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Where the fuck is Jack Thompson.

Mike @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

well that would be a game I might buy. certainly morso over nintendogs. I already have a dog who wines and needs attention that I ignore, no need for a virtual one to be ignored to.

but a virtual girl... It would just be like a real girl except you can turn shut her off when she keeps talking :p

Mike S @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

What? this is real?

SHIT!

/gets DS

Kamalot @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

There was a spoof of this for months up on GameTab.

http://www.gametab.com/forums/showthread.php?t=761

Very nice box art too.

LMAO @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Nintendo will never license this game. This is worse than the blood in Mortal Kombat.

Frank Cushion @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

And Mike S. says: "I don't read articles! Pictures are fun!"

Tony Shum @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

It's a chinese website not japanese. Please correct it.

Anyway it would be a kool game.

Carbon43 @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Yeah if you dont the chinese will get pissed and threaten to declare war on you...;)

NintenGirl.com @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

All my god!, the game has the same name as my website: http://NintenGirl.com

One thing to clarify, my site isn't a porn site!!

Nick @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

@7
I think I need to give you a round of applause for making me spontaneously burst into laughter. Thank you.

Aaron @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKZ

Mike @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Graphics ripped off Sexy Beach 2.

This could actually work -- dating sims have long been a successful genre in Japan, and it's now gaining acceptance in the West (i.e., Mojo Master).

Ult-R @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Actually, a "Nintendate" in boy and girl versions is a good idea. I won't buy it (well, maybe for my gf) but it's a good idea. Get on it Nintendo!

Rare Hare @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

#15, NintenGirl:

it's really not even funny how bad you're ripping off joystiq. several of the articles posted on your site are DIRECTLY quoted (as in word-for-word, copy-and-pasted) from this site.

you are taking the hard work the people of joystiq put into this site and attemtping to pass it off as your own.

Qubit @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

The game would be funner on the Revolution. haha(bad joke)

But seriously, >>18 has a good point. They have games like this already. Going through Akihabara, I saw many dating sims. "Shuffle!" is an example for anyone has been watching the anime version.

I wish they could bring more to the US as well. You can't rely on a fansubbing group to translate them on the fly like with anime. I've only tried a few (in Japanese), but it takes too long to translate. Great for studying ^~^! (note for the ignorant: Not all dating sims are ecchi(perverted); there are many types of dating sims, even with actual stories)

btw, I'd get a DS for this (*'o')

Arkion @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Hey there...

infact, tehese screens were not made by that chinese website, but by myself for the www.mozlapunk.com.tk community...

see this: http://www.armleg.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2187&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&mforum=mozlapunkmessag

Would be nice if you give the right credit guys ;)

CYA Arkion

Arkion @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

bandersnatch @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

20#, you dumb ass.

I'm pretty sure NintenGirl's site is using Joystiq's RSS feed to post their articles directly on her site.

darryl @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

If this game was for real, I would buy a DS.

vc @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

NintenGirl's site is cool ... I think. It's not prentending the work is her own. It's got all the appropriate links and credits.

bandersnatch @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

#25, exactly.

Gotta love nerds that can't read or jump to conclusions.

jJack Thompson @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Filth! Filth! Filth! This is the mindless, Communist filth that's polluting the children of America!

Serge Segal @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Screenshots are taken from Sexy Beach by Illusion Softworks, BTW.

Hijuda @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

#27, it would be freaking hilarious if you really were Jack Thompson. And still beleivable.

Captain James Skull @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

I'll take it!

Qubit @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

>>28

Even though I know its not really Jack Thompson... I found that comment funny just because of the irony. Jack Thompson seems to be very similar to Communist China; They are both Block/Ban happy.

Rare Hare @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

vc: "NintenGirl's site is cool ... I think. It's not prentending the work is her own. It's got all the appropriate links and credits."

my bad then :)

it's just that upon viewing her site i probably didn't pay close enough attention and when i saw stories directly copied from joystiq it got my hairs on end a bit.

as an aspiring journalist, plaguerism is justone of those things that isn't a joke for me.

i apoligize.

Jack Thompson @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Of course it's me! I'm God's Footsoldier, the One Free Man! Accept no imitations.

Simon @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Hmm, I had this in my mind for some time now. But my version includes nudity, and I'ld have called it NintenDoll ...

Yeah, I'm a filthy perv ;)

Burstin the Bubble... @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

as an aspiring journalist, plaguerism is justone of those things that isn't a joke for me.

i apoligize.

Rare Hare you have a long way to go.

Rare Hare @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

wow, man.. did i ask your opinion?

Alvin Flummux @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Why has the creator (Arkion of Moz la Punk) not been credited in the article for Nintengirls? It is HIS creation and is therefore copyrighted to him, so credit must be given.

NintenGirl.com @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Hi Guys,

sorry for all the misunderstandings created here. Anyway, I can't wait for the above title to be out, is there anyone here who plays Nintendo DS with SuperCard or Super PASS alot. I'm into it very much lately, especially nintendogs! I may be posting videos of all cutie games on my site which uses the mic and stylus functions alot.

Nintendo god aka lil - h @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

THIS is a game 4 me
A pimp
If this is 4 the NR I will get it

www.Playbomb.com @ Dec 18th 2005 10:03PM

Playbomb.com was actually the first website to post the Nintengirls pictures. They were incorporated into a dating sim article on the front page. Arkion from the Moz la Punk message boards photoshopped these pictures and I asked him if I could use them at Playbomb. He said yes and I gave him the rightful credit for the photomanipulations. Someone from Moz la Punk posted them on Gamespot, after that they spread to a bunch of sites and Joystiq found them at the Chinese website.

I was refused some certain advertising as my image wasn't as doctored as the Joystiq image (the bottom half is cut off where more of the breasts are revealed). I have since then changed it but if you guys would like to see the originals you can join up at Moz la Punk (http://mozlapunk.web-log.nl) and go to the Nintendo forums, within the forums Arkion has the topic listed as "First Nintengirls Screenshots" and you can check the date. He deserves proper credit. He made some hot funny pictures and now they have become a hit.

http://www.playbomb.com