Dear Gamer fragging in the background while life goes on around you:
Now, we know that it's hard to keep up with the silly shenanigans of your roommates. In fact, it may make you not a little uncomfortable to partake in homoerotic lipsynching in front of a video camera, but don't you now feel just a little bit foolish knowing that you were fragging away blissfully in the background while life was going on around you? Don't you feel that perhaps you missed out on your one moment to become a part of Internet lore?
And aren't you now just a little bummed listening to the messages pour into the answering machine, knowing that your punkass roommates are going to be making the late-night talkshow circuit and that they now rank up there with the Star Wars kid, William Hung, the Numa Numa guy, the original annoying Korean duo, and of course the Another girl who doesn't change facial expressions?
We never thought we'd say this, but every once in a while, look up from the screen! You never know what you might be missing.
[Via boingboing.net]
