Second, the arena is perhaps half the size of a normal soccer field bounded by walls with no out-of-bounds zone. That’s a plus because it makes for constant action. There are no great big patches of grass vacant of players; the whole game feels closer and more immediate, like basketball or indoor soccer.

Combine this immediacy with the visceral special tackles and complete absence of any referees, and the game quickly falls into a back-and-forth rhythm of comical violence punctuated by shots on goal.

I’ve always felt that there was something missing with the FIFA line of soccer games. In their attempts at verisimilitude, they succeeded in reminding me of bygone misery playing the position of “defender” (quoted, because I never effectively defended anything, except, perhaps, the bench from cold). It’s not that the other games suck: they do a great job at depicting a game that is itself perhaps a little slow and boring (yes, it has its moments, but Ritalin is even more expensive than stadium food). Strikers takes all the boring stuff out and gives more of what makes soccer fun: goals, tackles, and acrobatics.

Check out an official gameplay clip here.