Joyswag caption contest: win a copy of Kameo

by Vladimir Cole { Nov 19th 2005 at 12:30AM }

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We've got a couple extra copies of Kameo laying around here. We'll ship one of them Saturday morning to the person who makes up the best caption to the above photo, as determined by Joystiq judges.

Deadline for entries: 10am ET, Saturday, November 19. That's just 9.5 hours from now!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)

Barabas @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Ok who ate my ex-lax?

Vincent @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

The Beginning is Nigh.
The Hex has been here.

ster @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

The man couldn't help but question if this was actually a bootlegged Xbox 360 in his hand rather than a real one.

As the women of the birthday party were getting blazed and getting ready to take off their shirts, the more paranoid men were examining the quality of their fried rice and expressing their fear of Cameras. The man on the right, Jimmy Chang, attacked the camera man shortly after the photo was taken. His court appearance is arranged for next month.

The Cameraman told the press last week, "He just stared at me, and then in a sudden violent rage he grabbed me, smashed my camera and told me to stop spying on him, this is the last time I think I'll ever work for a bachelor party."

bv @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Sometimes, when i get nervous around guys with glasses, I put my fingers under my arms and then smell them like this!

matt @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

You call this clean, get back to the kitchen.

Andy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

"Dude I told you those pills would F%&K us up"

and clean version

"Dude I told you that expired food would mess us up"

chris dailing @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Ssssuperstarrr!!!

GGGG GUNIT @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

"My armpits are sweaty, and I just crapped on the plate! how friggin cool am I?"
"omg....she DID crap on the plate!"

Andy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

"Dude I told you those pills would F%&K us up"

and clean version

"Dude I told you that expired food would mess us up"

sergio olivares @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

screenshots of sims 3 for xbox 360 leaked

Scott Jon Siegel @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

I think I can see God in here

M @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

My god There's Sony DRM in this plate.....Hey I can feel it in my shirt too!!

jason @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Life Before 360.. Just Broads and Pie...
Life after 360.. Complete

Sang @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Guy on right : So, yeah, does this count as me getting some?

GGGG GUNIT @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

"My armpits are sweaty, and I just crapped on the plate! how friggin cool am I?"
"omg....she DID crap on the plate!"

OSUblake @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

(Girls) "You can go ahead and strip search us, you are not going to find your wanton!"

dan @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

i'll have what she's having.

KillaK @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Dude...Those mushrooms weren't Shitake.

Helen @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

a picture is worth a thousand xbox 360's

Adam @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

"SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS"

Luigi @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Holy karaoke, girls! You mean we ate pureed WHAT?!?

Luke @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Ignorance is bliss.

Stephen @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

I got a two part question. One, what's he doin' now? Two, should we light him on fire?

murph @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

rejected X360 ad in Japan

RP @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

It was at this moment that Nok the Merciless realized that she could control the minds of men with her All-Consuming Armpits.

Samuel @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

So who's making my dinner?

vc @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Alas, poor chocolate cake! I knew it well, Horatio.

Jim @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Mortified beyond the capacity for speech, Charles could only stare into oblivion as the extatic cannibals devoured the last of his arms.

jason @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

OK...OK... PS3 Will Be better than 360..Just Put down the Pie!!!!

Daniel Panzer @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

oh man.. I didn't expect that I would have to lose my virginity like this

Kevin @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

The further adventures of Hanging Umbrella! Now with high definition Asians!

Lyndon @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Maybe if we concentrate hard enough, Gamestop or EB will put us at the top of the pre-order list.

CAPA @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Don't Do Drugs.

OSUblake @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

FYI, my post above was not meant to mean Won Ton, like won ton soup. I actually meant to say wanton. Go look it up!

Mark Korsak @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Zan (white shirt) had bet his friend Henry (blue shirt) that he had powers to transform like those found in Kameo for the Xbox 360, and Henry knew that there was no way he could. Henry closed his eyes as Zan hid behind his two girlfriends as he placed a plate of white rice and pickles where he was. Henry opened his eyes to no longer see Zan, but a plate of white rice and pickles. "How did he turn into a plate of rice and pickles?" Henry thought. Henry thought that if he then ate the plate of rice and pickles, that he would gain the power to obtain Zan's two girlfriends, who were then laughing at such a stupid person, who thought that his friend turned into rice. Zan stared into nothingness in surprise after finding out that his friend was willing to eat him in order to steal his girlfriends.

exile @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Look what happens when you run out of rice.

Dominic Arenas @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

I wonder what that umbrella is doing there,

MooCow @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

The Joystiq crew - hour 47.

ChainGang @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

Boy in the left side:"DUDE this are'nt my glasses "
Girl in the left:"My boobies are bigger than yours!"
Girl in the right:"WHERE ARE MY BOOBIES!"
Boy in the right side:"I get the feeling I am being watched by thousands of people right now"

Dark Daddy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM

1. Hell of a bird, had this baby up to mach 3 yesterday.
2. Trimspa baby!
3. Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.
4. I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards.