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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"The Short Bus just arrived!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Ok who ate my ex-lax?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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The Beginning is Nigh.
The Hex has been here.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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The man couldn't help but question if this was actually a bootlegged Xbox 360 in his hand rather than a real one.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Ahhh I'm a superstar!!!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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As the women of the birthday party were getting blazed and getting ready to take off their shirts, the more paranoid men were examining the quality of their fried rice and expressing their fear of Cameras. The man on the right, Jimmy Chang, attacked the camera man shortly after the photo was taken. His court appearance is arranged for next month.

The Cameraman told the press last week, "He just stared at me, and then in a sudden violent rage he grabbed me, smashed my camera and told me to stop spying on him, this is the last time I think I'll ever work for a bachelor party."
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Sometimes, when i get nervous around guys with glasses, I put my fingers under my arms and then smell them like this!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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You call this clean, get back to the kitchen.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"Dude I told you those pills would F%&K us up"

and clean version

"Dude I told you that expired food would mess us up"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Ssssuperstarrr!!!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"My armpits are sweaty, and I just crapped on the plate! how friggin cool am I?"
"omg....she DID crap on the plate!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"Dude I told you those pills would F%&K us up"

and clean version

"Dude I told you that expired food would mess us up"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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screenshots of sims 3 for xbox 360 leaked
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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I think I can see God in here
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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My god There's Sony DRM in this plate.....Hey I can feel it in my shirt too!!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Life Before 360.. Just Broads and Pie...
Life after 360.. Complete
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Guy on right : So, yeah, does this count as me getting some?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"My armpits are sweaty, and I just crapped on the plate! how friggin cool am I?"
"omg....she DID crap on the plate!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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(Girls) "You can go ahead and strip search us, you are not going to find your wanton!"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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i'll have what she's having.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Dude...Those mushrooms weren't Shitake.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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a picture is worth a thousand xbox 360's
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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"SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Holy karaoke, girls! You mean we ate pureed WHAT?!?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Ignorance is bliss.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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I got a two part question. One, what's he doin' now? Two, should we light him on fire?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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rejected X360 ad in Japan
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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It was at this moment that Nok the Merciless realized that she could control the minds of men with her All-Consuming Armpits.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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So who's making my dinner?
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Alas, poor chocolate cake! I knew it well, Horatio.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Mortified beyond the capacity for speech, Charles could only stare into oblivion as the extatic cannibals devoured the last of his arms.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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OK...OK... PS3 Will Be better than 360..Just Put down the Pie!!!!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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oh man.. I didn't expect that I would have to lose my virginity like this
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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The further adventures of Hanging Umbrella! Now with high definition Asians!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe if we concentrate hard enough, Gamestop or EB will put us at the top of the pre-order list.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Don't Do Drugs.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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FYI, my post above was not meant to mean Won Ton, like won ton soup. I actually meant to say wanton. Go look it up!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Zan (white shirt) had bet his friend Henry (blue shirt) that he had powers to transform like those found in Kameo for the Xbox 360, and Henry knew that there was no way he could. Henry closed his eyes as Zan hid behind his two girlfriends as he placed a plate of white rice and pickles where he was. Henry opened his eyes to no longer see Zan, but a plate of white rice and pickles. "How did he turn into a plate of rice and pickles?" Henry thought. Henry thought that if he then ate the plate of rice and pickles, that he would gain the power to obtain Zan's two girlfriends, who were then laughing at such a stupid person, who thought that his friend turned into rice. Zan stared into nothingness in surprise after finding out that his friend was willing to eat him in order to steal his girlfriends.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Look what happens when you run out of rice.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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I wonder what that umbrella is doing there,
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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The Joystiq crew - hour 47.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Boy in the left side:"DUDE this are'nt my glasses "
Girl in the left:"My boobies are bigger than yours!"
Girl in the right:"WHERE ARE MY BOOBIES!"
Boy in the right side:"I get the feeling I am being watched by thousands of people right now"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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1. Hell of a bird, had this baby up to mach 3 yesterday.
2. Trimspa baby!
3. Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.
4. I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Black Shirt Guy: "I hope my cellphone gets a good picture up her shirt"

White Shirt Girl: " OMG OMG, I cant believe hes doing that "

Green Shirt Girl: " After This picture I will tell your mom you failed math "

White Shirt Guy: "Why am i here?"
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Invisible cake!? This is amazing!
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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That food was really fubar'd. F#$%^&* Up Beyond Any Recognition.:
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Although their girlfriend's were about to make out, our two heroes knew the path ahead of them and could not be deterred away from saving the plates from the vile plans of the scheming Plateburgler, second cousin to the Hamburgler.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Look what dating are sisters have done to us.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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-Just give me some milk for my rice
-no, you dont need it, hehe
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Posted: Dec 18th 2005 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo's new interface provides great pleasure to women, but constipates effeminate men.
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