In the above picture, Jason Statham (the Farmer) is leaping through the air and is about to land a flying kick on the pictured orc, who walks with a limp and is led by a Goodfella. How come the Farmer can pull off kung fu moves? Only in a world where Burt Reynolds is king and ninjas roam as freely as tree nymphs (and what a good world that would be…) can such fantasies exist.
Uwe Boll has graciously given us a trailer for his upcoming Lord of the Rings knockoff In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. It may take awhile to load up, but it is definitely worth a look-see. Could this be the best bad movie since Catwoman? Only time will tell.
[via Evil Avatar]
