Why is it, despite widespread access to aesthetic beauty, provocative thought, and soul-deepening ideology, do we still insist on watching shows with titles like "The World's Most Dangerous Car Crashes"? It's because we like seeing **** blow up, that's why. So it was with no lesser curiosity that we felt ourselves compelled to view the utter destruction of a PSP at the hands of some evidently bored fellows in this video.
Through an extensive research and translation process (which essentially involved a lot of guesswork and a few rounds of Zero Wing), we were able to piece together a rough translation* of the events taking place:
Guy #1: I'm bored. Let's go smash a PSP.
Guy #2: Excellent! I'll jump into my car and go!
Guy #3: Here's the bat. I love the destruction.
Guy #1: [smashes PSP with bat] It's so many pieces.
Guy #3: Look at the wonderful decompose!
Guy #2: [runs over PSP with car] Watch! The childrens are envy with our act!
Guy #1: The PSP has a dead. Victoly!
*Based on the brief primer at the start of the video, it appears that the guy bought a PSP, which he later regretted, which led him to the decision to smash his console to smithereens. What, did he lose the receipt or something?
