Yes, kiddies; it's time for yet another edition of Low-budget Amateur Theater. What can we say? It's been a slow news day.In this one, a guy compares his winning a PSP unit to the invention of the lightbulb and the birth of Martin Luther King, which we can totally understand. I mean, we were twelve once. Then he goes off and celebrates for the next 35 seconds by riding his scooter, gaming on the can and while standing on his head, and rocking out in an elevator to Carmina Burana. We would've given it a decent technical score, but that five second spread of nothing in the latter third of the video was a bit off-putting.
Just to head off all those complaints of this news being old and all, yes; this is probably old. And quite possibly silly and stupid. Lighten up, will you?
