Kojima says DS needs a spanking simulator
by Christopher Grant 
{ Dec 5th 2005 at 5:15PM }
We know Kojima is known for some creative ideas (Boktai comes to mind) and some crazy ones (does anyone remember
what MGS2 was about) but this one might be the perfect combination of the two. Gamebrink's correspondent in
Kyoto at the recent Digital Interactive Entertainment Conference said, "The only interesting thing to come out of it
was Kojima talking about wanting to make a game with the DS where you used the controller to spank girls asses… at
least that's what I THINK he said!"
There you have it. Faulty translation or a new candidate for strangest game of the year? Don't worry about it
panty-shot fighting game, 'cause you're here now and
that's all that matters.
[UPDATE: We have requested clarification from Konami on the comment, whether it was said in jest or not said at all. We receieve a lot of phoney tips, this one even proclaiming its dubiousness, but the possibilities of the Revolution controller or the DS touch-screen lend themselves perfectly to this kind of brainstorming, be it facetious or not.]
[Thanks, Timmeh]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
kojo87 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
WTF. why would anyone want that?
twrex10 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
and everyone was amazed as if this were the first time something like this had been tried.
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Seroth @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Could you really call the DS "kiddy" after a game like this?
LSSLAVE @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
This just doesnt seem like a Kojima game... albeit it would explain how he considers that Nintendo has made best controller ever, 1 handed controller.
Is Hideo a SM fan? I wonder...
Either way, I am sure this ISNT what he was talking about lol
Eric Bostrom @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
a girl spanking game? i'd buy it
Doug teh H-Nut @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
All theories about Dead or Alive: Code Cronus were wrong. This is what it is going to be. New development team and all. This is the new fighting mechanic. You have been one-upped in the innovation race, Nintendo! Your move!
...actually, not your move. I don't want to see a Peach/Daisy hentai sim.
Chris_C @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
No,no, faulty translation, he said it needs a "fracking simulator".
BlackYoshi @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Doug, I don't think I know anybody who WOULDN'T want to see a Peach/Daisy hentai sim. LOLOLOLOL NINTENDO IS TEH HARDCORE(PR0N). Kiddy that, Sony.
benhc911 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
i think it was supposed to be humorous, offhanded remark. basicly he's an old dirty b@stard LOLZ.
codered @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
A paragon of forward thinking, and no! I am not being sarcastic, if he wants to make it, then go Kojima!
Dude. @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
And the award for the least heterosexual game idea of the year goes to....
||Drum Roll||
Oh man, Kojima come on down, take a bow!
burninhell @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
least hetero? spanking girls' asses? OK...
your use of the male sexuality may differ from mine own.
to all the female gamers who may be put off by this...we are talking about butt-spanking...and
more than likely quirky silly Japanese butt-spanking...meanwhile there are how many
games featuring head-shots with pink arterial spray and brain gibbets flying?
so its about butt-spanking. is that so scary really?
Conn @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
..
I'd buy it.
Guy N. @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Sounds about the right kind of thing for the DS but that really doesn't sound like something Nintendo would do. If they're going to make the spanking game, they have got to make sexy beach 2 for the DS. That would be awsome.
MrP @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Woohoo! Finally, a portable version of Boong-ga Boong-ga!
James Montagna @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
This is some TOTAL bull. GameBrink made this crap up to get more site views, or something. No wonder Kotaku broke off affiliations with them. I don't blame them one bit.