Today in Joystiq: December 5, 2005

This morning gave us a hilarious Revolution parody, this afternoon brought us an article in defense of Roger Ebert, and just in time for dinner came word (or bad translation) of Kojima's latest brilliant idea: a DS game devoted to spanking. Here are the highlights for today:

• Hardcore today, arcade tomorrow

• Stupid download screen limbo (Xbox 360 annoyance #003)

• Newly proposed Revolution screens

• Revolution parody video

• Reggie: Twilight Princess still GameCube-bound

• Attendee reports G.A.M.E. was lame

• New Call of Duty 2 screen shots

• Save some Xbox 360s for the hardcore

• Third gaming crash imminent

• Roger Ebert might have a point

• Image archive: video game controllers

• Microsoft face a lawsuit over 360 glitches

• Bushnell: "Complexity lost the casual game

• The new Xbox Live is terrific for stalkers

• Kojima says DS needs a spanking simulator