There's a thin line between genius and madness, and it seems that Hideo Kojima finds himself treating said line like a drunken driver during a sobriety test. According to a Gamebrink correspondent at the Digital Interactive Entertainment Conference held in Kyoto, Japan, Mr. Kojima supposedly expressed his desire to make a DS game revolving around the mechanic of spanking ladies. "The only interesting thing to come out of it was Kojima talking about wanting to make a game with the DS where you used the controller to spank girls asses... at least that's what I THINK he said!"
Surely this has to be a bizarre translation error and can't rightly be treated as actual "news", but even so, let us categorically state that this is not a game we, with our considerably high moral standards, would want to play on the DS. Quite frankly, the idea sickens us. We'd much rather play this on the Revolution, where we can give those ladies a proper whacking.
[Via Joystiq]
