[cue John Williams score]
Turmoil has engulfed the galactic republic. The transmogrification of character development in outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a deployment of updated starter kits, the greedy LucasArts-SOE federation has stopped all creature handler classes while the citizens of the Old Republic endlessly debate the motives behind this alarming chain of events.
The latest public outcries are brought to us courtesy of Yahoo! Games as they examine the reasons behind the relaunching of Star Wars Galaxies and its efforts to appeal to more casual gamers. Apparently, hardcore fans of the original MMO have even resorted to defiling copies of the new starter kits on store shelves. I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
