Dude, don't be such a (game) rag

Ahem. Please warn me before using the words "journalistic integrity" and "Joystiq" in the same sentence. I quite literally got coffee on my monitor.

That's part of the joke, my man. ;)

well, at least I hope they meant it to be part of the joke...

wait, this doesn't mean that you'll completely stop referring to your irritation about the fact that the Xbox 360 isn't made of chocolate.. does it?

i LOVED that piece, as do i all the pieces like that which you slip into this blog.

say it ain't so, Vladimir!

Besides the ridiculous 'journalistic integrity' comment, let's hope the "'occasional' tongue in cheek" comment was also a joke.

Hey cool! Thanks guys!

vc: Okay, I can live with that. I like Joystiq's bite personally. I like balance too, but balanced bite (if that makes any sense at all, heh).

Rare Hare, I'm quite frankly insulted at your insinuation that such a puerile mind as Vladimir's could possibly conceive of such a timeless masterpiece of satire as my chocolate 360 post. If Dilbert has taught us anything, it's that those in managerial positions are entirely unworthy of their ill-gotten admiration and fancy pants Italian sports cars, garnered at the expense of diligent, hard-working, and brilliant underlings such as myself.

YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, VLAD! YOU HEAR ME?!? NOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!

[The camera slowly zooms out as I fall to my knees, clenched fists raised in defiance of our Creator, as the echoes of my misery resound in the misty darkness. Fade down.]

I'll take that academy award now, Mr. Cole.

Hhaha this is good stuff.

"starts slow clap"

we already had "our version of The Onion" with The Mushroom, and it blew total ass. AND HEY LOOK this is no different.

what kinds of things are you looking for, ray? what would be funny enough for you? Write a headline here in this comments area that is funnier than any of the headlines on The Game Rag.

by the way, I looked up at archive.org for The Mushroom and you're right it did suck. The headlines were good but the content was bad.

Ray's just slicing up the internet with his cutting edge criticisms.