The Something Awful writer using the pen name "Corin Tucker's Stalker" writes the inaugural edition of what could be the most awesome video game newsletter evar if he makes good on his promise to release a new one every other week. But why does the world need yet more game news? Good question, reader, and Corin's got his answer for you. Quote:
"Think of Video Game Article as Electronic Gaming Monthly without the months-long delay and Seanbaby's infinite supply of ways to say things suck while incorporating 80's pop culture. Or think of it as Gamespot without the frightening videos of disheveled men reviewing games while staring into the camera with barely concealed rapefaces. Or maybe think of it as IGN without the horrible grammar and numerous typos, and the sixteen page articles with one paragraph on each page followed by an insterstitial flash ad for potleafs or McDonald's. Don't even think of Gamespy. You have too much to live for, just don't do it."
Word. You must add Video Game Article to your game news diet.
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