Good ol' Jessica Chobot, the famed PSP
Licker, mistakenly referred to Epic's forthcoming Xbox 360 title Gears of War as God of War.
Oops. The ever watchful CliffyB, designer of Gears of War, initiated an increasingly playful email exchange
with Ms. Chobot climaxing with the above image. CliffyB requested, "I hope that the time may come where you may proceed
to take a photograph of the Gears of War box as you rub it on your buttocks." Never one to ignore a challenge,
Ms. Chobot teased, "As I currently do not own Gears of War, I have no box to rub against my buttocks, but I
assure you that once I do acquire a copy, the buttocks shall be heated with the friction of Gears of War's
cardboard casing - and I shall send you a pic!!!"
In the interim she supplied the above image, a woman bent over a beanbag chair massaging her derriére with some sort
of Gears of War promotional material. Are we to believe that she happened to have access to a picture of
another woman rubbing her butt with CliffyB merch? And she still intends to do the same once she obtains a
copy of Gears of War?
Open question to CliffyB: As a recognized superstar in the field of video game design, how many women (that you know
of) have rubbed your products on their posteriors? 10? 30? 100?
[Via CliffyB]



















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no wait...
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I wish i had a girl who rubbed game covers all over her body. All my girls do is sit around politely humoring me while i play games. It sux.
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A course mate of mine is a... model... and a mini-celebrity whos been in a few hollywood (despite her being british!) films. not seedy either. its all mad. she loves Nintendogs too. I'm surprised that people think beautiful girls don't play games. hell my girlfriends a model too and she LOVES her PSX, GBA and GC.
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Newsflash! This just in! Girl rubs box on buttox!
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PSP licker? I love my DS right now, but I think the touching is enough...
Ha ha, I made a funny.
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ALERT THE INTERNET, WOMAN HAS GAME ON BUTT
And, I second Lansing. And, I blame the Nintendo DS's advertisement campaign.
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For the longest time I thought only evil male designers made wimmin objectify themselves for over-sexualized, under-stimulated geeks.
Say it ain't so.
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Mike, yes you do.
I rate that ass as average. :O
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Finally, I get some respect.
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Cliffy is also the one who spread the news to Joystiq. So, who's the attention whore? I mean, it's as if he's saying 'Hey guys, look at this! I got her to rub my game on her arse'. :o
I see this whole thing as a joke that (maybe) got a little too far and then went public.
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Just thought I'd throw in some perspective.
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