PSP licker vows to rub games on her butt

Jessica Chobot rubs her butt PSP licker 425p (smaller file)

Good ol' Jessica Chobot, the famed PSP Licker, mistakenly referred to Epic's forthcoming Xbox 360 title Gears of War as God of War. Oops. The ever watchful CliffyB, designer of Gears of War, initiated an increasingly playful email exchange with Ms. Chobot climaxing with the above image. CliffyB requested, "I hope that the time may come where you may proceed to take a photograph of the Gears of War box as you rub it on your buttocks." Never one to ignore a challenge, Ms. Chobot teased, "As I currently do not own Gears of War, I have no box to rub against my buttocks, but I assure you that once I do acquire a copy, the buttocks shall be heated with the friction of Gears of War's cardboard casing - and I shall send you a pic!!!"

In the interim she supplied the above image, a woman bent over a beanbag chair massaging her derriére with some sort of Gears of War promotional material. Are we to believe that she happened to have access to a picture of another woman rubbing her butt with CliffyB merch? And she still intends to do the same once she obtains a copy of Gears of War?

Open question to CliffyB: As a recognized superstar in the field of video game design, how many women (that you know of) have rubbed your products on their posteriors? 10? 30? 100?

[Via CliffyB]

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