PSP licker vows to rub games on her butt
by Christopher Grant 
{ Dec 12th 2005 at 7:30PM }
Good ol' Jessica Chobot, the famed PSP
Licker, mistakenly referred to Epic's forthcoming Xbox 360 title Gears of War as God of War.
Oops. The ever watchful CliffyB, designer of Gears of War, initiated an increasingly playful email exchange
with Ms. Chobot climaxing with the above image. CliffyB requested, "I hope that the time may come where you may proceed
to take a photograph of the Gears of War box as you rub it on your buttocks." Never one to ignore a challenge,
Ms. Chobot teased, "As I currently do not own Gears of War, I have no box to rub against my buttocks, but I
assure you that once I do acquire a copy, the buttocks shall be heated with the friction of Gears of War's
cardboard casing - and I shall send you a pic!!!"
In the interim she supplied the above image, a woman bent over a beanbag chair massaging her derriére with some sort
of Gears of War promotional material. Are we to believe that she happened to have access to a picture of
another woman rubbing her butt with CliffyB merch? And she still intends to do the same once she obtains a
copy of Gears of War?
Open question to CliffyB: As a recognized superstar in the field of video game design, how many women (that you know
of) have rubbed your products on their posteriors? 10? 30? 100?
[Via CliffyB]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
robotplague @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
What an attention whore.
Fan @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I like the long piano fingers and her ass.
pennywise969 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
2 out of the last 3 posts have focused on female body parts. Feeling lonely tonight, Joystiq?
Ejflex @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Wheres her face? Probably looks like a train wreck. Not that thats very important or anything... ahh I cant lie... its important. What a slampig.
Lonely @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Yes, so damn lonley =(
SilverDogg @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
hell, ill rub an xbox360 on my butt, naked, if that would give me any attention.
no wait...
Ruari @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I feel sorry for this woman, I really do. One day, not so long from now, she'll age and become wrinkly.
Fan @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Her waist is sexy. I want her.
I wish i had a girl who rubbed game covers all over her body. All my girls do is sit around politely humoring me while i play games. It sux.
Jabari @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
http://media.babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/622/622426/img_2838386.html nope....shes is pretty fukin fione!
James @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
1st of all, that is a photoshopped image. 2nd of all, the picture was taken at Zero Hour.
Lansing @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
As I stood transfixed on the poor excuse for a post, I realized why women are not gamers.
Lao Boy @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
When Jessica does this she gets front page, but when a guy does it it's wierd and unlawful...which is should be.
Jay @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I dont get this. in the UK arses mean shit, and rubbing a game on it would mean that the game is shit? regardless of it being a girl or guy arse.
A course mate of mine is a... model... and a mini-celebrity whos been in a few hollywood (despite her being british!) films. not seedy either. its all mad. she loves Nintendogs too. I'm surprised that people think beautiful girls don't play games. hell my girlfriends a model too and she LOVES her PSX, GBA and GC.
kilo @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
wonder what she'll do with the Revolution remote...
Tim E @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Sorry, this is just plain stupid. How about some real news?
Newsflash! This just in! Girl rubs box on buttox!
yjs @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Wow. This girl is fugly AND obnoxious.
Doug teh H-Nut @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
#3 ~ Don't forget the picture on the Korean games post. No wait, that came afterward. Three out of four then. You can't get that on those other gaming blogs.
PSP licker? I love my DS right now, but I think the touching is enough...
Ha ha, I made a funny.
Oshi @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Someone should throw a GameGear at her.
littlestninja @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I'm sorry, but...Cliffy B is HOT. Yes, yes, yes!
oboreruhito @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Damn, I thought they destroyed the ugly stick used to make the Jaguar controller. I sure didn't think it was being used on peoples' faces!
ALERT THE INTERNET, WOMAN HAS GAME ON BUTT
And, I second Lansing. And, I blame the Nintendo DS's advertisement campaign.
bandersnatch @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Whoa, wait a minute.
For the longest time I thought only evil male designers made wimmin objectify themselves for over-sexualized, under-stimulated geeks.
Say it ain't so.
Mike @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
She's got a nice ass......God I need a gf. lol
bandersnatch @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Mike, yes you do.
I rate that ass as average. :O
scott @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
It's posts like this that make DOA fans look respectable.
Finally, I get some respect.
Male @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I want that box or whatever it is xD
Equiz @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Anyone read the mails? It's not like she came up with it: CliffyB suggested it (apparently referring to the PSP-lick incident). Ms. Chobot seems to have been unable resist the dare so she played along.
Cliffy is also the one who spread the news to Joystiq. So, who's the attention whore? I mean, it's as if he's saying 'Hey guys, look at this! I got her to rub my game on her arse'. :o
I see this whole thing as a joke that (maybe) got a little too far and then went public.
Meshyf @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Wtf thats a beanbag from Zerohour. I didn't see her there. QQ
Brinstar @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
That's incredibly sad.
theCurse @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Ah, words of wisdom from losers on the internet. I'm sure the lass will feel rather heartbroken when she learns you find her an unattractive attention whore. She'll have to soak up her tears with the money she earns from modeling and have the tension massaged out of her neck by a body-builder named Bruno who pays her for the privilege to touch her.
Just thought I'd throw in some perspective.