Ah, the classic story of boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy loses to girl in Mario Kart DS. In an effort to promote the game and its potential romantic effects, the European Nintendo website has conjured up a short comic entitled "Ticket to Ride". In an overly enthusiastic manner, it follows the adventure of a generic guy and his beloved DS. Awkward Flash navigation, telepathic teenagers and an underlying "girl power" motif await you after the jump. Also note the comic's embedded safety warning (pictured to the right) - using your DS for extended periods of time will result in freakishly deformed hands. [Via NDS Updates]

