Play Reggie in Mario Kart DS: get your ass kicked and your name taken
by Christopher Grant 
{ Dec 16th 2005 at 1:00AM }
Ever wanted to smack Reggie in the ass with a red turtle shell? That's just weird, yet you might just get your wish after all. If you live in Bellevue, Washington — up there in Nintendo country — just head to the Bellevue Square McDonald's at 4pm on Monday the 19th and you may get to race against the Regginator in Mario Kart DS.
You don't live anywhere near there? You're banned at all McDonald's following a chicken nugget "incident"? Either
way, don't sweat it. With this Wi-Fi thing the kids keep
talking about, you might have a chance yet of teaching Reggie a thing or two. Connect using "Worldwide" mode around 4pm
PST and cross your fingers! I should warn you though: this guy's
all about kicking ass and taking names.
[Thanks, Anand]
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Conrad Quilty-Harper @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Man he looks angry in that photo!
Ipsum @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
You should probably mention that this is on MONDAY and not today, as the blog suggests.
mondeu @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
man,hes ugly
Google Nazi @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
monday eh? I thought it was today >_> well that is good because i had oral at 1:30(equivillent time). i mean oral surgery. Reggie will get his ass wooped! Still need to find somene that can defeat me ^^;;
ReyBrujo @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Hmm... I suggest not going there, but instead playing through Wi-Fi... especially if you are less than 180cm tall... you never know if he would get offended by a "In your face!" comment...
m0nk3yb0y @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Am I the only one that thinks he looks like a trained ape in that picture?
GlitchCog @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Hearing him speak makes me think he doesn't play video games. Is he really any good at Mario Kart DS? If I had to guess, I'd say he sucks, but that would be judging a very large ape-like book by its cover.
Ocho @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
From the first part of the headline, I was hoping that you play AS Reggie in Mario Kart.
NullSpace @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Man, that guy looks like a neanderthal tool-bag! Too much Donkey Kong 64 or what?
Paul Kierstead @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
WhoTF is Reggie?
GTi-VR6 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
i know this has been said before, but man, he looks like the living incarnation of Donkey Kong!
Mad Monty @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
This guy is really starting to make J Allard look cool.
Tim Yee @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Reggie could rip off anyones arms and legs and beat him to death with little or no effort. He used to work for B and N Books, and now he works for Nintendo, and in the eyes of many Nintendo fans...he is a God. Yes, he does indeed look like an ape, but he is smarter than most people I new in MENSA.
Looky Lou @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
J. Allards a pansey little girly man. He has hello kitty on his X-box 360.
fawazr @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Yes, he may look like an ape, but his intellect makes monkeys of lesser mortals. Nintendo did a good job of finding this guy. He doesn't have as much fashion sense as J. Allard, and he's not sporting a shaved head, but, strangely enough, he's everything an American Nintendo fan has ever wanted.
Wonderflex @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
I work on Monday sadly or I'd go and play the Regginator. Truthfully I don't think it's smart to say bad things about him.
First off see the way he palms that thing, only to glare at you with a look which screams, "Your soul is mine." It's those sort of Tsang Tsun powers that you need to be on the look out for.
Secondly he has money - lots of it. What's to stop him from finding out where you live, fly their via private jet, use your street for landing strip, kick down your door, spit on your dog, and then wedging a DS between your skullet? He gets angry, and he gets even.
I heard he ate a whole grapefruit in one bite.
Jeff M @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
SWEEEET!!! I live like 5 miles away from Bellevue Square! HAHAHA, I get to meet the head-honcho of NOA!
T2800 @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Ok, He just palmed a DS in that picture like it was an SP to the common man. Im 6'1" and my hands are pretty big. I cant palm a DS. I almost can. How BIG is this dude?
ManekiNeko @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Reggie looks like the offspring of Dick York from Bewitched and Rondell Sheridan, the dopey father from That's So Raven.
JR
C. Grant @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Racist comments will be deleted immediately.
Secondly, this is the funniest thing I've read all day: "he is smarter than most people I new in MENSA."
New. Awesome.
Andrew @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
Damn that guy is a freak, there isnt one time i have ever seen that guy, that he looks even remotley human. Pictures, Video, Nightmares... he always looks angery and freaky... his face is enough to intimidate me not to win... In fact, his head is so small in purportion to his body, he looks like he is in a suit of fat.... he looks like this because of the McDonalds... why does he have to go there again
Mullinator @ Dec 18th 2005 9:13PM
He reminds me of Jay Leno:
http://www.mattszabo.com/archives/Leno1-thumb.jpg