In the same spirit as Rotten
Tomatoes’ recent
guide, 1up has asked 5
developers to fix 5 horrifyingly abysmal (and depressingly real) video games. The suggestions
developers give to polish
the turds are quite amusing, from adding weaponry to an office management game to rewarding
virtual students “in a
fashion similar to their real-world counterparts…with slave girls and mountains of
cocaine!”
As a college student, myself, I can attest - I have so many slave girls and dead hookers (who overdosed on my
many
mountains of cocaine) lying around my dorm, I just don’t know what to do with all of them - the Salvation
Army has
refused to take my phone calls anymore.
