An obscenely large, wildly colorful, entirely
edible and undoubtedly delicious Nintendo DS. Though you may shrug this off as the product of a talented chef with a
little too much free time, such a shoulder-based suggestion would be in ignorance of the glorious future this bastion
of baked brilliance suggests. Imagine, if you will, games that slowly rise out of the screen and demand to be devoured.
Mario's mushrooms become delectable treats, each of Kirby's enemies vary between sweet and sour and
the very landscape of Animal Crossing represents a journey of the tastebuds. Can you not see the
innovation?Can you not see that this is truly a taste of things to come - the next sensation after touch? This is innovation, dear friends, and innovation tastes like the rain-...oh forget it. It's a slow news day. It's a cake shaped like a DS. We've done our part.
