Looks like the Japanese DS hardware manual (pdf) has a whopping 9 pages
of warnings. In case you were wondering, Nintendo of Japan emphatically explains what not to do with your DS handheld.
From the article regarding the pictured image: "If you see this, you have awoken the Genie of the DS! He's
probably pissed off that we made him manufacture these in China for 10 cents an hour. Run away!"The sad truth is that if they didn't include the wacky warnings, some schaef would probably sue.
