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i'd do a better job. send me the script, viggo mortenson and elisha cuthbert.



seriously.]]>Jan 12th 2006 4:21PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:22PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:22PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:22PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/
Postal

FarCry

Dungeon Siege

BloodRayne

Hes made one decent film and that was house of dead. All his other non video game movies are crap

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anyone but Uwe!!

we dont need another house of the dead & we dont need him butuchering all the is mgs!]]>Jan 12th 2006 4:28PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:29PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:34PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:36PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:39PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Martin you just made my day, thats the best joke ever.]]>Jan 12th 2006 4:42PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:44PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 4:54PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


http://www.slate.com/id/2117309/



Here's the best scene from Bloodrayne which was cut from the final film:



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Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 12th 2006 by NeedleLies "



Go to IMDB.com and do a search for Uwe Boll, then go to the Message Boards section near the bottom and you'll see someone has already started.]]>Jan 12th 2006 5:20PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 5:26PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


6. no no no no no no no.



i'd do a better job. send me the script, viggo mortenson and elisha cuthbert.



seriously.

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Just send me Elisha Cuthbert. I'll do something, fairly similar to that Bloodrayne scene.



Still, just cuz the guy puts boobs in a movie doesn't mean he should be directing movies. I think he just needs to find a new job... Like those ex-crack addicts that go to schools saying how bad their life is. That. He needs to do that for films. "This is why my career failed. Notice this scene in house of the dead where you can see the launch board throwing the zombie."



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I don't know who I hate more...

Jack Thompson

Hillary Clinton

Uwe Boll



Anyways, read my post on www.xanga.com/daveknockwin about Uwe Boll. It's quite interesting!]]>Jan 12th 2006 6:17PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


Well, silly old me got of course interested and the interview was really interesting - it showed a funny, fast-talking excited guy that really really seems to enjoy making movies (BTW: he actually make a lot of money with it - not at the box office but rentals etc.etc...)



Personally Uwe Boll reminded me about Ed Wood - willing but unable... yet extremely confident in his work.



While I don't like movies like "Alone in the Dark", which would get a 4/10 IMHO, I really have to say the guy seems to be nice - and maybe in 40 years everybody will remember Plan 9 From Outer Space and Alone in the Dark as masterpieces of pop-trash.]]>Jan 12th 2006 6:23PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 6:27PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


House of the Dead decent?



No. That movie was absolutely terrible.



It's quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.]]>Jan 12th 2006 6:34PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 6:48PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 6:49PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


Kurt Russel would be decent, maybe a little too old.



Elisha Cuthbert would not make a good anything. And if anyone says Jessica Alba Ill rape you.]]>Jan 12th 2006 6:49PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 6:56PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 12th 2006 7:03PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


As a Metal Gear Solid non-fan, I look forward to seeing what Mr Boll does with it. *snicker*]]>Jan 12th 2006 7:21PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/japan/kitamura-talks-directing-metal-gear-solid-148124.php]]>Jan 12th 2006 7:36PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/
He would do a great job!]]>Jan 12th 2006 9:26PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


BTW best candidate for Snake is this actor that does a soap opera called Bold & the Beautiful, I dont know his name but he is an exact replica of Snake and even has the Snake voice. Damn my girl for getting me into that shit.]]>Jan 12th 2006 10:02PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/
http://www.cinemablend.com/feature.php?id=209



The article mentions German tax laws, but they exist in other countries as well. As a matter of fact, Germany recently changed their law. (See Gamespot, Rumor Control: http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=23902576)



Essentially, he's explointing loopholes in tax laws. He's a con-artist, not a director.



He is hurting the gaming industry by ensuring that video game movies are always going to be looked upon as a bad investment. Which means some game francises may never get their chance to be in capable hands on the silver screen.]]>Jan 12th 2006 10:14PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


"Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!"]]>Jan 13th 2006 12:09AMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 13th 2006 12:21AMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/
How is this possible? I know how greedy all the hollywood/gaming execs are and how they will make absolutely any piece of shit if there is any profit in it but this is a new low. This is like MTV remaking Pulp Fiction with tom cruise and will smith in the lead roles, or nick leshay covering layla. The greatest gaming franchise ever is made into a movie by one of the worst directors of all time who has made a living shitting out awful game-adaptations. If this actually happens it will be confirmation that uwe bowel is indeed the antichrist. ]]>Jan 13th 2006 1:40AMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


Jack Thompson vs. Ewe Boll



subtitle: No matter who loses...we win. ]]>Jan 13th 2006 2:40AMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/


Jack Thompson is secretly funding Uwe Boll's cinematic assault on the gaming industry in a clandestine effort to bring the industry to it's knees and boost Jack's political career.



We know what you're up to Jack, don't think we don't know, we know, OK?



And what's with the " i gotta dollar to put in for that "taking care of...uwe" " don't you think some public minded citizen would consider doing the necessary for free?



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this is really bad news
Somebody arrest this criminal.

Wheres the petittion i'll sign it now]]>Jan 21st 2006 5:49PMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/I agree Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll ARE in cahootes, its all a big ploy to RUIN videogames.......and its not working....i just don't go see any of his movies anyway.....house of the dead and five minutes of alone in the dark were enough for me...]]>Jan 23rd 2006 12:41AMhttp://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/12/uwe-boll-listed-as-possible-metal-gear-film-director/Jan 30th 2006 5:19PM