Resident Evil DS; good touch, bad touch
by Christopher Grant 
{ Jan 21st 2006 at 12:30AM }
Capcom is apparently not without a sense of humor. They've decided to get really creative with the DS' touchpad feature in their upcoming title Resident Evil : Deadly Silence (DS... get it?). Here are some videos of what happens when you get frisky with that stylus.
When you rub Jill Valentine's breastular region (mpg), she covers her chest in shame, making you feel like a complete pervert. And if you tap Chris Redfield's bottom (mpg), he purrs like a kitten... actually he doesn't. He just smacks you away, trying to play it off... but inside, a little piece of him dies every time you do it. As soon as you turn the game off, he curls into a fetal position and cries himself to sleep, thinking happy thoughts...
Are you happy Nintendo? Touching isn't always good!
[Thanks, Timmeh]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
carslothe @ Feb 11th 2006 8:29PM
man I didn't know what to think the first time.
Dos this mean more grownup theamed games?
like the average kid at the play ground can aford
these things
Draco @ Jan 21st 2006 12:37AM
HAHAHA! Thats awesome... its about time they start to add little stupid things like that.. although if anything it promotes perverted actions by players :P
Vagabond Artist @ Jan 21st 2006 12:55AM
"And if you tap Chris Redfield's bottom, he purrs like a kitten... actually he doesn't. He just smacks you away, trying to play it off... but inside, a little piece of him dies every time you do it."
AHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS.
I saw the video yeterday at 4CR... good stuff.
I'll restate what I said over there..
this should have been a port of ResEvil2 instead.
Nossy @ Jan 21st 2006 1:25AM
Nintendo did say:
Touching is Good.
http://www.nintendo.com/channel/ds
Wow.
weaszel @ Jan 21st 2006 2:42AM
Upon first glance, I read "breastular" as "breastacular".
"Breastacular" is way better.
Dezro @ Jan 21st 2006 2:49AM
Sega did this earlier in Feel the Magic XY/XX. In the manual they warn you, "Do not touch the girl." This is important advice for many real-life situations, but they're mainly referring to the menu screen. If you touch her there she will react negatively to you in various ways depending you where you place your filthy paws.
2kings @ Jan 21st 2006 4:44AM
A little creepy...but it is Resident evil
Kye @ Jan 21st 2006 5:35AM
After reading this a thought came to mind.
Escort DS! You can remove pieces of clothing by gently pulling them off or enticing the girl (or guy) in the game to do so. Then you can rub & prod the naked body all you want, sometimes with toys or whatever.
Obviously an 18+ game.
Nintendo will probably never go for it. God forbid any of it's customers ever engage in anything remotely sensual... bastards.
Who doesn't think it will sell like crazy?
No, im not perverted. Not like you guys weren't thinking the same thing anyways. Only im not afraid to type it.
You heard it here first - Your friendly neighborhood Kye :)
mocax @ Jan 21st 2006 7:48AM
whoa, adult games on DS.....
Captain Obvious @ Jan 21st 2006 8:52AM
I was thinking the same thing....
This is the beginning of adult games and situations on Nintendo's hand held.
Imagine Grand Theft Auto.
wedgetalon @ Jan 21st 2006 11:09AM
Reminds me of old-school Sierra adventure games... use the hand icon on Roger's "special area" and you're rewarded with something along the lines of "Narrator: Hey! This is supposed to be a family game!"
Stuka @ Jan 21st 2006 11:15AM
The Resident Evil guys did something similar in at least the Gamecube edition of Resident Evil 4. If you tried looking up Ashley's skirt (for instance while she's on a ledge and you have to catch her jumping down) she'd call you a pervert.
Jau_Peacecraft @ Jan 21st 2006 12:36PM
bout time you wrote something good/funny without using the word "speculate" or "upcoming", or "sales".
C. Grant @ Jan 21st 2006 1:25PM
Jau! There's a console war going on here! It's hard to think of anything else. =)
Seriously, once some great games start coming out, we can talk about games instead of consoles all day. In the meantime, lets just talk about Chris Redfield's tight, muscula... err... umm. I meant Jill!
Lane @ Jan 21st 2006 4:25PM
I always love it on Resident Evil 4 when you get knocked over and are about to die. When falling over you just so happen to have your head under her skirt and all she cares about is that. She doesn't give a crap that you're almost dead. I always get a good laugh out of that.
Jau_Peacecraft @ Jan 21st 2006 8:41PM
i guess that's valid lol. I'll most likley get this when it comes out too, been wanting to play RE but never really had any motivation... I played Gallerians before playing a proper horror game so I guess that kinda ruined it for me.
skyrous @ Jan 21st 2006 9:41PM
That Escort DS idea has probably already been done in japan. Probably not by nintendo but their are a lot of 3rd party "social simulators" that are just pretty anime girls that get naked. They have virtually no real gameplay ussually just a few preset chat menu screens. They've been tried in america but gameplay is too thin for most american game players.
It seems to me that some developer in japan would almost certainly use the DS's unique gamplay posibilities towards these games.
dsmeet @ Jan 21st 2006 11:43PM
wow... I think the developers forgot the console they're developing for is called the NINTENDO DS.
Kye @ Jan 22nd 2006 4:56PM
Screw Europe
I need to get my As$ to Japan pronto!
Mike @ Jan 22nd 2006 8:04PM
This is great. About time they added funny little things like this.
apparently (and unforunately), idiotic prejudices about nintendo still reign high.
BPM @ Jan 25th 2006 2:42PM
Haha... if you click the link under the heading "Jill(hip)", it shows what happens when you tap Jill's behind. Looks like she acts really shocked as she jumps up a bit.