- "Reggie Fils-Aime does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Reggie Fils-Aime goes killing."
- "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Reggie Fils-Aime."
- "The chief export of Reggie Fils-Aime is pain."
- "When Reggie Fils-Aime sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Reggie Fils-Aime has not had to pay taxes ever."
- "Superman owns a pair of Reggie Fils-Aime pajamas."
- "According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Reggie Fils-Aime can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."
- "There's no such thing as a tornado. Reggie Fils-Aime just hates trailer parks."
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