Master Chief unmasked

by Blake Snow { Feb 7th 2006 at 8:00AM }

We promise this is the last Chuck Norris, Master Chief unveiling reference. At least for the time being. And yes it's a slow news day.

[Thanks, dork]

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

mike @ Feb 7th 2006 8:09AM

slow news day? its 8:00Am. How much news do yo expect there to be?

BTW, MC could never be Chuck Norris because MC can be killed, where Chuck Norris cannot

Neo @ Feb 7th 2006 8:25AM

Anyone got a hires of the original of that?

Fan @ Feb 7th 2006 8:29AM

I think this is correct. Master Chief and Chuck Norris are about equally cool....

PodMonkeys @ Feb 7th 2006 8:39AM

HAHA! Thats completely awesome! :D
I agree with #2, Hires anyone?

xbox360dsPSPfanboy @ Feb 7th 2006 8:57AM

Chuck would probably do an admirable job and I would suggest that his asking fee would be "cheap as hell". I never pictured Master Chief as a young guy -- he's a hardened vet.

This is funny forsure. No offense to anyone, but Chuck Norris movies were pretty bad when they came out... expecially the Missing In Action flicks. (Endless stereotypes, bad effects and cheese galore)

What is funny is this... original cheese is bad, retro cheese is good. I guess cheese does get better with age.

The not so funny part is that your kids are likely going to enjoy Ewe Bol as much as you enjoy Chuck Norris.

Clay @ Feb 7th 2006 9:06AM

How is this news? I mean, everybody knows that the Master Chief is practically god-like; it makes sense that it was Chuck Norris all along.

Kworn @ Feb 7th 2006 9:10AM

That would be awesome if he played him in the Halo movie.

Quality!

I think it actually suits him.

ScottE @ Feb 7th 2006 9:32AM

I think that much Ownage might make the universe eat itself.

Vagabond Artist @ Feb 7th 2006 9:35AM

as crazy as this sounds, I've given it a lot of thought, and I really think he should be master chief in the movie.

funkonaut @ Feb 7th 2006 9:39AM

Mr. T is way cooler than Chuck Norris.

Phillip @ Feb 7th 2006 9:46AM

This news is so old.

...sorry. No one else had said that particular line yet. Couldn't resist.

Oh. And that's hilarious btw.

neale @ Feb 7th 2006 9:47AM

everywhere i go its chuck norris this, chuck norris that. ive never seen any of his movies i dont think, what one should i watch?

Toast @ Feb 7th 2006 10:28AM

It makes perfect sense, he's a tough guy.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

and he's a gamer..

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

jc @ Feb 7th 2006 11:01AM

neale, if you like action flicks you might want to check out 'Lone Wolf McQuade' and 'Delta Force'...

wickedfool @ Feb 7th 2006 11:11AM

Its pretty funny. I created this picture because our Halo 2 clan had a lot of conversations about Chuck Norris. Yes, I have the PSD that I used to create it to prove that I did in fact create this picture. I frequent this site everyday and was very surprised to see it on the front page. Thanks Joystiq for posting it up. The Picture originated in full size on my Halo 2 clans website......http://www.thumbblister.com/cbclan.

Care Bear Clan Rules!!!!

You can find it in the forums in the Halo Series section. http://www.thumbblister.com/cbclan/forums/

Enjoy!

Wickedfool

dork @ Feb 7th 2006 12:01PM

haha thanks! go me!

The ZeroCorpse @ Feb 7th 2006 1:22PM

I think Carrot-top is under that mask!

2kings @ Feb 7th 2006 1:55PM

die, chuck norris trend, die!

rsplatpc @ Feb 7th 2006 2:14PM

Here is the REAL Chuck Norris

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000063WJV.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

rico @ Feb 7th 2006 2:31PM

please make chuck as master chief please please please t would be soo funny lol

Soon Hui Vchai @ Feb 7th 2006 3:16PM

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

thispaceforsale @ Feb 7th 2006 3:47PM

I thought Samus was Master Chief, or Mistress Chief, or Mistress Chieftress- whatever.

heretrix @ Feb 7th 2006 4:03PM

Meh, It should be Jack Bauer...

D1minish3d @ Feb 7th 2006 5:23PM

Ownage! Nice one, wicked. :)

bo bo bobobo @ Feb 7th 2006 5:36PM

Fake!!!!! Chuck norris does not need armor, or maybe the armor is wearing him for protection.

Anonymous rep @ Feb 7th 2006 5:55PM

The reason they used armor and Chuck Norris to fight the flood was because Jack Bauer was temporarily dead at the time. Remember, killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it only makes him mad.

Jack Bauer wouldn't need to fight the flood, the flood would surrender knowing it was facing Jack Bauer.

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