Break out the newspapers, kids; Japanese
developer Yuke's Media Creations is taking the "me too!" route and is putting together their own puppy
simulator, which looks to have more than just a passing resemblance to that other game-that-must-not-be-named
The game, titled The Dog: Happy Life
, will allow, among other acts of cruelty, the ability for owners to
brutally embarrass their pets with scores of little hats and shoes.
There is no word on whether the game
will appear on PSPs outside of Japan as of yet. But we expect that if it does, our version will have pit bulls in it.
Pit bulls that won't bite our faces off after we deck them out in hot pink booties with matching scarves.