Break up with these games for Valentine's day

It happens to even the most passionate relationships. You're young. You're hardcore. You can't get enough and your every waking moment is spent thinking about how the next moment you'll spend together with your game. But then your lust cools and you start to see flaws in your digital lover and you begin to think that maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing to take some time off, to see other games, to really figure out what's important to you in a game.

From AOL Games writer Libe Goad comes this guide to breaking up with games that might have loved at one point. She writes breakup letters to a slew of once-sexy, now sagging game heroes, heroines, and franchises: Lara Croft, John Madden, Sonic, Mortal Kombat, Castlevania, Rainbow Six...

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