This dimly-lit, Eighties-themed, strobe light-strewn discotheque we call home is getting pretty crowded now that Revolution Fanboy decided to join the party. And five minutes hasn’t even gone by and he's already diving into the punch and scarfing down all the cocktail weenies within arm’s length. Sure, he covers all the breaking news and cultural mumblings that surround the coming Nintendo Revolution, and he managed to bring that neat remote controller-y thing with him too, but if he moons one more guest he’s out on his keister.
But until then; have fun, Revolution Fanboy! Don't forget; we're keeping an eye on you.
