Skip to Content

WoW Insider is getting ready for BlizzCon!
AOL Games

Uwe Boll "profit through mediocrity" T-shirt


If you decide to wear this T-shirt design around your non-gaming friends that aren't particularly familiar with Latin, you may be asked a few questions along the lines of "dude, did you join a German film institute or something?" To which you could respond to by translating Fructus Per Mediocritem (profit through mediocrity) before explaining Mr. Boll's reputation for making dire films out of games, funding his films via a loophole in the German law that rewards him for making films that bomb, and blaming his failures on game journos. Although once you've explained a joke that far it's not really funny any more, is it?

Alternatively, take Joystiq's special mission. If you choose to accept it, you will travel to the film set of Uwe Boll's latest movie donning an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. Position yourself next to the infamous director and photograph yourself and Mr. Boll in the same frame. Should you, or any member of your force, be caught, or killed, Joystiq will disavow all knowledge of your actions. This blog will self-destruct in five seconds.

[Thanks, Dan]

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Joystiq Features





Featured Galleries

Command & Conquer 4

Command & Conquer 4

Seven Haunted Seas

Seven Haunted Seas

Left 4 Dead 2 cricket bat

Left 4 Dead 2 cricket bat

Halo 3: Citadel, Heretic, Longshore

Halo 3: Citadel, Heretic, Longshore

Lost Planet 2 (7/07/09)

Lost Planet 2 (7/07/09)

Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces

Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces

New Games This Month: July 2009

New Games This Month: July 2009

Grandmaster Flash in DJ Hero (PS3/360/Wii)

Grandmaster Flash in DJ Hero (PS3/360/Wii)

Battlestations: Pacific Mustang and Carrier DLC packs

Battlestations: Pacific Mustang and Carrier DLC packs

 


Joystiq Podcast


New episodes every Friday! Now playing: Joystiq Podcast 01776, for Saturday, July 4.



Archive | RSS | iTunes

Autoblog

Urlesque

Download Squad

Engadget

Massively

Asylum

Wow.com

Engadget HD

Big Download