Customizable T-shirt with your gamertag (or: another reason I wish I had J's gamertag)

The folks at
Facetags have started up a
customizable T-shirt shop featuring all sorts
of cotton canvases to plaster your gamertag all over. The shirts range from about $13 to $22 and shipping's $5. Not a
bad deal unless you have an absolutely stupid gamertag. Let's review:
- HiroProtagonist: arguably the best gamertag out there, which is why J Allard totally called dibs on it
before the system launched.
- xXXn00bpwnerXXx: not so great; probably a thirteen year old who could
easily embarrass you while shouting racial epithets.
My dream? That J will get sick of all the friend
requests and ditch his tag. I'll have a vision--probably in a dream, since that's where most visions occur I'm
told--that I should try to transfer my gamertag to
HiroProtagonist immediately. An elaborate confluence of
events involving a lightning storm, a lottery ticket, and the traffic patterns in the Pacific Northwest will conspire
to bring his gamertag unto me. Don't fight it J... you're only making it harder on yourself. Just. let. it. go.
[Thanks, Rogarr]