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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 9:51PM (Unverified) said

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My review FROM THE FUTURE: Awful. Just awful.

That pretty much covers it. The ONLY thing that can save this movie is if it gets a XXX rating. And some new cast members.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 9:58PM Truegod said

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Dang that looks like a cheap movie...
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:02PM (Unverified) said

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People are taking this way to seriously. DoA is hot chicks kicking ass. That's it. And that what it looks to deliver. BRING IT ON!
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:06PM (Unverified) said

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"Sin City 2 can't come fast enough."

My sentiments exactly.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:06PM (Unverified) said

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you can already tell this movie is going to suck
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:17PM (Unverified) said

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"DoA is hot chicks kicking ass." Maybe they should have hired some hot chicks then. Jaime Pressly? How bout some girls that haven't been hit with an ugly stick. No offense.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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Sone of a Bi*ch. I liked the DOA girls because of how they looked. excactly. I don't like they way real girls look. I like anime. I don't wanna see real girls. This will ruin DOA.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:20PM (Unverified) said

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Devon Aoki... I don't get the obsession Holywood seems to have with this girl for small parts. She isn't that great of an actress and while this isn't that important, I just think she looks weird.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:21PM refinedsugar said

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holy mother of god... the picture speaks a thousand words my son. I'm not clicking that link.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:24PM (Unverified) said

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Jon - Are you saying you wouldnt hook up with any of them? Alrigth then buddy.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:32PM (Unverified) said

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I will never be able to dull the continuous internal monologue of screaming and crying in despair that has resulted from me seeing a picture of this movie.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:38PM (Unverified) said

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Yes Raymond, they should cater to the small niche who wants a damn DoA hentai movie. Instead of maybe getting some actual sales and putting real women in it.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:38PM (Unverified) said

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This trailer marks the death knell of Humanity. Bring on the asteroids and the bird flu. Screw this species.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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Let's all shut up and go watch the X-Men III trailer on Xbox Live. It. Is. AWESOME.

I like DOA as much as the next guy, but I have difficulty understanding the plot. And only Kasumi has a sword. Duh.

I like Jaime Pressly and My Name is Earl, but she is NOT Tina.

One, two, three blondes.
Helena + Tina = 2
2 !== 3

WTF mate.

(Also: What's wrong with Devon Aoki? I think they've got the part of Kasumi nailed, in the cleanest sense of the word.)
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 10:49PM (Unverified) said

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"She isn't that great of an actress and while this isn't that important, I just think she looks weird."

I think it's just that most Americans (including film directors) aren't that used to seeing Asian girls, so they're not really attuned to what an attractive one looks like. I think she's pretty bochi-bochi myself, honestly. She'd be nothing if she was trying to make movies anywhere in Asia.

Anyway, none of these girls are anything special. And yes, Pudie, that means I wouldn't hook up with any of them. I got a better looking girl living in my house, for christ's sake.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 11:02PM (Unverified) said

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"I just think she looks weird."

I'm more concerned with the fact that she is wearing pants.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 11:08PM (Unverified) said

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X-Men III looks good?!?! Did we watch the same trailer? Lame costumes, lame settings (suburbs, forests, etc), and lame rehashed story from X2.

Now DOA does looks cheesy, but so is the game. Plus, the actresses should have been chosen by breast size. I probably won't see it.

WAIT...

Zack has a green Hitler stash?

I'M IN!!!!
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 11:15PM einhanderkiller said

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WTF IS THIS PL0X.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 11:19PM (Unverified) said

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"It's all here: bad dialog, lame costumes, and cheap imitation sets such as the bamboo forest from House of Flying Daggers."

So in other words, it's just like the game?
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Posted: Feb 27th 2006 11:37PM (Unverified) said

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A little piece of my male-hood dies every time I see a
100 pound chic take down a 200+ pound guy while wearing high-heeled sandles in a movie.

No sir, I do not want another.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 12:40AM (Unverified) said

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Anyone notice that the yellow-hangers in the back look absolutely fake and terribly computer generated? I expect that in a game running at 60 fps, but that accounts for scaling around in real time.

Check out the photos on the site through the link, and look at the picture closely. I'm almost positive that the background in that shot is computer generated, and poorly at that.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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Might be worse than a Uwe Boll movie!
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 1:02AM (Unverified) said

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Was the teaser taken down? I searched for DOA, and found the page of it, but there is little information there
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 1:45AM (Unverified) said

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Tony, I totally agree.

Devon Aoki happens to have a rich daddy. (the guy who owns Benihana) This is one reason why she, despite looking like the plastic spawn of Chucky, manages to get a lot of movie parts here in the US.

Also, she does have a decent body. What they should do is have her body double for someone that looks even moderately attractive.

But her agency and her dad make sure her name's out there, so whenever they need a token Asian girl who has some curves, they pick her...because Hollywood's just about as original as EA is.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 6:33AM (Unverified) said

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here's a link to the trailer that after the first release is suddenly "missing", be warned, this trailer may induce mass suicides...

http://1.kinogov.z8.ru/deadoralive_teaser.mov

kudos to bilal in ukresistance for finding the link.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 8:45AM (Unverified) said

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Why can't video game developers for a fighting game even get the martial arts poses right?! only one of them knows how to hold the sword correctly for a start, and don't get me started on those high elbows... its all so wrong
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Posted: Feb 28th 2006 9:01AM (Unverified) said

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I also can't stand Devon Aoki. Someone said in an earlier post that Americans don't know what an attractive Asian girl looks like. I beg to differ. Kelly Hu. that's a pretty asian girl. I think Devon used to be a car model and for some strange reason she's doing Hollywood movies. Anyway, she's scary looking, and I don't think her body is all that either. She's not fat which is the only thing she has going for her.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2006 8:29PM (Unverified) said

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by the way...the 3 blondes are...

Helena, Tina, and Christie. Geesh, before you bash this movie any more, you should really research the game thoroughly.
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