Today in Joystiq: March 2, 2006

The folks at Penny Arcade are privileged to the "krispier" side of SOE, The PlayStation 3 is nowhere to be found at Sony's invite-only event, and the new DS Lite is nowhere to be found because its small supply sold out faster than you can say "Xbox 360." Don't blame the Germans, here are the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Five things I hate about games
Muni WiFi/WiMax great for gaming
Readers pick best webcomic (February 19 - 25, 2006)

News
PS3 is a no-show at Sony's PlayStation Event
DS Lite sells out quickly in Japan
Xbox 360 snags classic 3rd-Party Nintendo title
No Halo-on-the-go with Microsoft's Origami
Burnout Revenge & G.R.A.W. = Xbox 360 Gold
Oblivion release imminent -- March 20 (it's official)
Will Wright narrates SPORE gameplay video
NCsoft sued over identity theft

Rumors & Speculation
Could EA lose NFL exclusivity?

Culture
I am 8-bit returns with new show, new book
Penny Arcade PWNED -- SOE wins battle of wits
Try to 'Stay Alive' through the trailer
Live Music. Mega Man II. Total rock domination.
Samus returns as... a Metroid paperweight
Gaming and 'Lost'
DS lite import pricing meets supply and demand
Console transition blues? Blame the Germans