Those who waited with baited breath only to learn
that the new 360-exclusive game from industry badboy Rockstar is based on Forrest Gump's favorite sport reacted with
mixture of why and wtf? The basic gameplay action of table tennis (or Ping Pang Qiu as it's known in China) has a long
and storied history in the video game world. Nevertheless, I get the feeling that gamers expected more grit from the
creative minds that made running over hookers a national pastime. Rockstar has taken
enormous heat the past few years, as evidenced by this recent petition signed by Wailing Mothers Against Playground
Cruelty. One has to wonder if the accumulated bad press, not to mention the disaster brewed by a certain incident
involving overly-warm Folgers, played a role in the company's sudden enthusiasm for competitive table tennis. Maybe
Rockstar is eager to prove that they don't need mature content to capture our imagination. Or maybe they're just
relieved that Hillary Clinton can't make Pong 360 an election year issue.
Far too many of us have praised
the joys of classic arcade gameplay (and complained about the idiocy of edgy-for-edgy's-sake fare like True
Crime: NYC) to prematurely bitch about a game that could turn out to be the King of
You can't help but think that Rockstar is a little less Billy Idol these days and a little more Drew Lachey.
